Hatch

If I was on the other team I would smash him knee high next time he got the ball.

We will have to borrow Werder Bremens kit on Saturday

wow. your food comes on a plate!

Yesterdays front page of the NotW was going to be a picture of the new kit. The club shop staff have had their phones monitored for weeks.

no, then we can argue the toss about what type of cotton was used in the making of the socks and from where it was sourced.

Captain Marvel gone and buggered it all up. Probably blame it on the booze.

nope, full strength. Tevez, Messi are all involved. Or Were.

Will the press conference be live on the telly box?

Brazil just been knocked out in the QFs are missing ALL four penalties in the shoot-out. Paraguay win 2-0 on pens. I've never seen that before, from any team. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Japan beat USA on penalties.

all three in the Top 10. Not bad.

nope. Ascot next Saturday.

Mellor is a useless fat lump. But then again, that was my opinion of Beattie as well, and he did OK.

because they used MY money to buy the ticket.

It was front page news before they even knew he was, never mind who his father was. First editions of the papers showed him swinging on the Cenotaph with the caption that it was a girl.

Good Invention.

I fancied Ian Turner

fat C*&%$ I bet he can't even count to 161

only seen it has been claimed, does he have a job? if he is unemployed I am going to sue his arse.

same as a few others, I donate tens of thousands every year to help thick lazy people with a supply of fags and cider.

These photos were taken just seconds before Tevez got his cock out.

Not a penis out, but Reyes had his penis bitten by a team mate after scoring a goal once in la Liga

some umbro kits that i have been wayne king over.

maybe he wasn't offered the shirt number he wanted.

Those bloody car parking charges again.