Hatch

Not got mine yet

I haven't got one right yet after 47 attempts. No wonder I am Mr William Hills best friend.

makes the walking on water even more impressive.

You can have all the grass in my garden for free if you like. Have to cut and collect your self though.

Bookies must think all their Christmas' have come at once. Kauto Star will probably fall at the first now.

Nice little bonus in that particular employees next wage packet me thinks.

At least with Merse and Kamara I can understand what they are saying, even if it is nonsense. With Windass is just a noise. If you listen to him without watching the screen, you would not know what game he was talking about or the score. Maybe SKY have to fill their quota of disabled employees somehow.

with Agent Flowers and Triple Agent Wigley as his sidekicks.

ttwaaattt

Leaving early to get home in time to watch celebs on ice/celebs cooking/celebs eating/celebs dancing/celebs wakning pigs/celebs sleeping / celebs clowning etc.

How the hell does someone who can't speak manage to get a job as a match reporter on a TV show. Has he ever said more than three words in a row without mumbling. The thick ****. Does my head in.

Was in Ladbrokes just now, they announced that an Irish punter put £250,000 on Dunguid.. Big Oh dear.

Now theres an idea.

Why is everything I do , drinking, driving etc, taxed so heavily. Why don't they put massive tax rates on knitting, horse riding, watching Eastenders etc.

he is funny about 1% of the time.

When will be the next time KP plays for Hampshire?

Did he rape those WI members, and the Barmby / Bullard thing was a cover up.

too little too late for Hull

I bought all 5, and am now sellling them for £5m each. You can still save hundreds of thousands if you buy mine

There will be a spare one in East London in 2 1/2 years. Franchise FC mark II

Bigger stadium doesn't automatically mean more seats. It might just mean bigger seats. Nice leather comfy ones.

It should be a massive hotel / retail/ residential building smack in the middle of town, with the stadium on top. Like Monaco, but 5 times bigger.

I don't get the relevance of the Man U / Villa game being full.

I love licking my helmet

Depends what the job interview is for. It might be better to bang your eye a few more times and make it worse.