Hatch

reminds me that I forgot to record Jamie Oliver in Andalucia last night.

everything was better when I were a lad. It's cos all the kids are indoors on their computer games these days. They should get out more.

How else will he get laid unless it is prossies?

I vote Peter Storrie. Good honest man, showed he can run a tight ship. Is he a member? We can approach him f'sure. He is available.

The defender knew it was a penalty.

Is that a one or two game ban??

120 Peerages

One Paul Wotton

I fancy her, Shappi, I Mean, Well, come to think of it, both of 'em. No women are funny. They can be funny at times, but they are not funny as a rule..

Despite having a number of one of these firms pinned on the kitchen wall at home and despite myself being ****ed most of the time, I have still yet to use it in the 4 or 5 years it has been there.

210 - 2 Adams gone

Is attending matches a pre-requisite of being a mod?

133/0

Has there been any UFO reported sightings since the flight ban or are all the nasty spacemen afraid of the ash as well?

Lets have a Mod Cull Poll

I saw that Andrew Whatshisface signing autographs on SSN last night. WTF is that all about?

Another celebrity falls victim to the modern curse of mobile video phones while having a private moment.

I'm sure if anyone needs it and they ask the right people ( cough, cough ) they could be sent a copy.

lbm??

Did Nostradamus predict any of this??

You can only enter your team into one super league :mad:

Only found out yesterday that there is a BNP candidate standing in my constituency. Not seen him canvassing around my road yet. Which reminds me, at the last election, the BNP did their leaftlet drop at about 2 in the morning. Wonder why they did that, do they still sneak about in the shadows?

Telegraph has it on their website now. I'll join a league if there is one..

I thought that extremely weird as well. But then , thats the South West for you.

sorted.