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First thing I thought as well. I'd leave out. Carragher Warnock Carrick Cole Parker SWP Heskey

Good work, still alive after 100 minutes. :-)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/english/8673657.stm for the Rugby summer tour to Oz and NZ.

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my taxi driving East enders mate has already dropped off a new track suit at Upton Park with the initials AP sewn on.

Some of his earlier stuff when he was younger had great flair and vision, lately, i feel he has been let down a bit by his chosen subjects.

I have it on good authority, that Whoever West Hams new manager is, they will make signing Pulis their top priority.

Mark Hughes to West Ham or Bilic... or Di Canio

They are not yobs, they are victims, the Government says so. The house owner shouldn't have flaunted her wealth by having things like, curtains and unbroken windows. I bet she even taunted them by having her lights on, the b!tch.

Wifes coat usually hangs on the back of the door. I use that.

I can plss without touching it.

1, Colour ? I don't have a favourite all colours are equal 2, Saints Player ?I don't have a favourite all Saints players are equal 3, Beer ?I don't have a favourite all beers are equal 4, Film ?I don't have a favourite all films are equal 5, Food ?I don't have a favourite all food are equal 6, Car ? I don't have a favourite all cars are equal 7, Actor ?I don't have a favourite all actors are equal

Love it. Jeff Stelling for England manager when Fab leaves

If you sort of squint and look at the image, it could be a pair of handcuffs... Make them all feel at home.

Hope the England team are not flying to South Africa on BA...

20 days of strikes......just fooooking sack 'em

Maybe there was a confusion at the printers, who also have the contract for Asian Nymphs Monthly , and the centre page posters got muddled up. Must have been Fontes long hair.

yes, it is stupid. But they are scousers, so it will probably happen.

Agree with Charlton. plus Aldershot to come up from Div 4 NB, I don't think I have ever met or seen an Aldershot fan

MDMA

Whens the new fixture list out? Anyone know?

This is better than an Agatha Christie mystery...

oh, or milky bar

Yorkie or Wispa