Hatch

Borrowed my Dads car to go to Luton about 20 odd years ago. Some **** broke into it and stole everything, I still owe them one, One day revenge will be mine, in the mean time , I hope the whole of Luton suffers until I get my revenge. Automatic relegation would be good.

Bang - Career gone. for the equivalent of one seasons wages. Fool.

did you see that Wednesday fan trying to punch the Palace player, quite possibly the gayest punch ever, i was ****ing myself

The Oirish

found out today that my local BNP candidate is gay. I just assumed they would be anti-gay party as well.

further Pompey news.. ref their new shirts. 'Sizes range from medium-xxxxl for men' the Fat stnuC..

Maybe we should let AA have the pleasure of the 25,000 post, anyone want to email him the link. I'll pay his fiver.

Not THE Martin Murphy.....Why wasn't I informed earlier.

No left foot. Lack of pace.

No ' either. We sold all the ' 's to Spurs as a job lot last summer for the ' in 'Arry.

I rang the club to check this, the answer was no. Apparently the club shop has no X's to put on the back of shirts. It's a non runner I'm afraid.

'The ugly , hairy , unpopular, slightly mental Scottish appearance worked for Susan Boyle, why isn't it working for me'

So Fulham are in Europe next year whatever happens , (unless they murder a referee or something)

Why are Fulham in the Europa cup, is it through the fair play thingy?

Bless, they should stick to ironing and stuff and not get involved with this disgusting discrimination.

I was more so referring to their away support, which numbers about 48 plus the bus driver normally.

i watched for about 15 seconds before realising this wasn't going to be some bird photocopying her tits.

have they started selling season tickets yet for next season? That would be one hell of a gamble, buying one of them. No chance of getting your money back .

Well Done Fulham, its good to see proper football fans get a bit of glory. Don't know why they are complaining about their 12,500 allocation for the final though, I'm sure that will be more than enough.

amazes me when these things happen. Not at one stage did one single person involved pipe up and say ' hang on, doesn't anyone else think this looks a bit shyte.' This also applies to our Ted Bates debacle.

On Celebrity Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Gordon struggles on the £12.46 question.. 'Who lives at 10 Downing Street?'

£150,000 signing fee. £4,000 wages tops all inclusive. Maybe consider it then

boom tish

I was glad to read last night that UEFA (well, Platini at least ) has finally officially recognised them as CHEATS.

GB 'I have had a shyte day, and now you tell me I'm going to Portsmouth tomorrow'