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Best World Cup so far. And will remain so. Mainly due to me being a student at the time so therefore able to get ****ed every single day for every single match.

I used to hate that Inzhagi fella from AC Milan , but his last minute goal he scored seems to be the turning point in their fortunes. Hope they die soon.

I want them to cease to exist. No more Portsmouth FC, they can reform and call it whatever the f*** they like, but it wont be the real Portsmouth. I want complete and utter misery for everyone associated with them , fans , players, employees, stewards, youth players, any C**T who is having the wedding at FP. Do they have people ashes spread on the pitch as well, which most Pikey clubs seem to cater for? If so, I want them just to be tossed into the nearest garbage bin. And one particular steward, hope he gets so upset that he kills himself, or run over by a caravan.

Bit disappointed to be honest, I tuned in expecting it to be a bit like the Krypton Factor.

This.

This happens every year, Mrs Gerrard must have lovers in every port..

Storm were quite productive for me on the gambling front over the last few years, So, I for one, wish them well!

Some of those pikey chavs might think getting banged up is some sort of badge of honour.

Who knows, nobody can predict what will happen to Forecast?

Andy for England!

I feel I am slightly to blame. For the last 4 years my New Years Resolution has been to murder someone. So far I have failed in my quest. Not that there isn't enough candidates, far from it, there are plenty, I just haven't devised a perfect murder plan yet.

They wont win, the players have had to go on a bus. As we all know, going on buses means you lose the ability to play football. Well, thats what everyone has been saying all week anyway.

please hurry up and die.

reminds me that I forgot to record Jamie Oliver in Andalucia last night.

everything was better when I were a lad. It's cos all the kids are indoors on their computer games these days. They should get out more.

How else will he get laid unless it is prossies?

I vote Peter Storrie. Good honest man, showed he can run a tight ship. Is he a member? We can approach him f'sure. He is available.

The defender knew it was a penalty.

Is that a one or two game ban??

120 Peerages

One Paul Wotton

I fancy her, Shappi, I Mean, Well, come to think of it, both of 'em. No women are funny. They can be funny at times, but they are not funny as a rule..

Despite having a number of one of these firms pinned on the kitchen wall at home and despite myself being ****ed most of the time, I have still yet to use it in the 4 or 5 years it has been there.

210 - 2 Adams gone

Is attending matches a pre-requisite of being a mod?