I think Saints have been taking the Equal Opportunities employment laws to the extreme , judging by the numbers of useless spackers we have had on the pitch in the last 5 or 6 years.
Easy, drink 8 to 10 pints beforehand and ad lib through the best mans speech as if you are reminiscing in pub with your mates.
Worked for me.
NB, Popping one on the grooms step dad is optional, probably not advisable, but enjoyable none the less.
Points scored for teams that were at the bottom since AG took over.
Everton...........43
Blackburn.........30
Bolton..............25
WW.................25
West Ham.........23
Wigan...............22
Pompey............21
Hull..................17
Burnley.............10
So, the Miracle man only scored more points than the 2 Championship teams that are somehow playing this year in the EPL.