Hatch

I need a couple of days to compile my list.

this one has many similarities to the official Pompey site

Beattie?

Steve Moran

which team?

giggle giggle

shame

http://www.ventyouranger.com/forum/attachments/general-discussion/98d1196526471-phani-tikkala-untitled.jpg

http://assembly.coe.int/ASP/AssemblyList/AL_MemberDetails.asp?memberID=5246

Justin Fashanu??

Was Ken Armstrong Scottish?

Normally I would laugh, but the dad surely has parkinsons, so I wont.

more dodgy parenting. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2987307/First-shocking-pictures-of-smoking-toddler-Ardi-Rizal.html

I bet if you asked the mother she wouldn't even know there has just been a general election.

she needs a dam good kicking in the c.unt. That way, she feels extreme pain, and also as a bonus, she can't have any more kids.

I hope the club reads this and donates something to a victims of crime charity instead of a benefit from crime charity

as much as he bleats on and on about Chelsea, I reckon he is absolutely dying to be the next Manchester United manager.

The answer to the OP is Ormerod.

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, therewas definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

sporting genius, 2 nine dart finishes tonight!

I sacked my window cleaner last week. The wife can do it now.

Mexicans didn't join in the mexican wave.

ipswich maybe

I did my telegraph team today. The Metro is doing a free one , so will probably do that as well.

anyone going out for the World Cup. I've got tickets for the last 16 game in Cape Town, between the winners of group H ( probably Spain ) v runner up group G ( brazil/portugal/ivory coast)