Hatch

Nissan Micra drivers

People with maps, who still need to ask directions. Thick fookers.

- Planning to leave at 3 pm , then getting a call from your boss wanting a meeting at 4. FFS

Socialism

- Barbeques still being dirty and uncleaned from last August.

- The current load of pop stars, that I have no idea who they are.

- Fat women in skimpy dresses

Wouldn't Gerrard become more central and Milner play in the left.

I think Panini stickers made me a football fan. Still got the albums from about 1978 thru to 1984 in my parents loft somewhere.

That Barry Horne goal was a last minute goal against Bolton. Can't remember if it an equaliser to take us into extra time or the winner in the last minute of extra time. I remember it as a blaster from about 750 yards or thereabouts.

Not a tour exactly, but they will be driving through the estates on the way to the airport to pick up Terry, Defoe and Ashley Cole from their previous nights conquest flat.

Who is Didier Baptiste playing for these days? One time Liverpool target.

for Bolton, thats prolific.

They might enjoy prison...

I don't have twitter , can I just follow him in my car. May be I could be his caddy.

I miss him. Tied for 49th one the Jamega Order of Merit I see.

My next door neighbours have a massive flag pole in their back garden with 2 George Cross flags flying from it. Which is all very strange considering they are Welsh.

I like Diana Abbot, not a chance in hell of winning, but she's alright for a commie. ;-)

Special KKK

This is another reason why licences should be introduced in order for people to use the internet.

Still an improvement on the 1st Ted Bates statue

Can this be made a sticky?

sounds like your p!ssed...

Doesn't Boatengs brother play for Germany??

You can get evens on Morecombe just winning the game, thats got to be worth a few bob at that price. You can get 500-1 for a 6-0