Hatch

1, Colour ? I don't have a favourite all colours are equal 2, Saints Player ?I don't have a favourite all Saints players are equal 3, Beer ?I don't have a favourite all beers are equal 4, Film ?I don't have a favourite all films are equal 5, Food ?I don't have a favourite all food are equal 6, Car ? I don't have a favourite all cars are equal 7, Actor ?I don't have a favourite all actors are equal

Love it. Jeff Stelling for England manager when Fab leaves

If you sort of squint and look at the image, it could be a pair of handcuffs... Make them all feel at home.

Hope the England team are not flying to South Africa on BA...

20 days of strikes......just fooooking sack 'em

Maybe there was a confusion at the printers, who also have the contract for Asian Nymphs Monthly , and the centre page posters got muddled up. Must have been Fontes long hair.

yes, it is stupid. But they are scousers, so it will probably happen.

Agree with Charlton. plus Aldershot to come up from Div 4 NB, I don't think I have ever met or seen an Aldershot fan

MDMA

Whens the new fixture list out? Anyone know?

This is better than an Agatha Christie mystery...

oh, or milky bar

Yorkie or Wispa

Anyone on the pitch over the age of 14 needs to take a long hard look at themselves and where their life is heading.

2-1 penalty

If he was playing well, not a problem, but he isn't. So a non starter, Won't happen anyway, Fab isn't an idiot.

Bridget McCluskey

Maggie!!!

Chesney Hawkes

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2962530/Manchester-City-fans-champions-tattoo-backfires.html Thick Northern ****.

Conservative votes .......... 10,135,228............. 36.1% ............... +3.9 Labour votes ................8,194,900 .......... 29.2% ................. -6.3 Liberal Democrat votes ...... 6,421,841............ 22.9% .......... +1.0 so far....

Glad they did though, I might pop down there and buy the rails. They look useful. They could go in my shed for me hang my spade on.

I was in and out in about 90 seconds, and was staggered to see the queues at other polling stations on the telly. There were at least 8 officials there to see to me and the one other bloke who was there to vote. Surely they know the expected numbers beforehand, so should plan accordingly.

A bloke with a pig on his head