Hatch

Anyone on the pitch over the age of 14 needs to take a long hard look at themselves and where their life is heading.

2-1 penalty

If he was playing well, not a problem, but he isn't. So a non starter, Won't happen anyway, Fab isn't an idiot.

Bridget McCluskey

Maggie!!!

Chesney Hawkes

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2962530/Manchester-City-fans-champions-tattoo-backfires.html Thick Northern ****.

Conservative votes .......... 10,135,228............. 36.1% ............... +3.9 Labour votes ................8,194,900 .......... 29.2% ................. -6.3 Liberal Democrat votes ...... 6,421,841............ 22.9% .......... +1.0 so far....

Glad they did though, I might pop down there and buy the rails. They look useful. They could go in my shed for me hang my spade on.

I was in and out in about 90 seconds, and was staggered to see the queues at other polling stations on the telly. There were at least 8 officials there to see to me and the one other bloke who was there to vote. Surely they know the expected numbers beforehand, so should plan accordingly.

A bloke with a pig on his head

I was going to post, who gives a F*** it's only a cat, but granted it was quite sad.

He's a *****.

This, I would love the chance to be a stay at home dad.

Shame it wasn't acid.

I said the same thing when I saw it.. Looked quite obvious who Bellamy will be playing for next season.

Shay Given signs for Colombia

great goal as well, almost Van Bastenesque

http://www.extrabet.com

Amazing game just finished on SS3, motherwell 6 Hibernian 6

Spreadbetting firms go as this... Conservatives Seats 315 - 320 Labour Seats 218 - 223 Liberal Democrats Seats 78 - 82

I've stuck a pound on 4-4 at 300/1

yep, Thats mental.

I think Saints have been taking the Equal Opportunities employment laws to the extreme , judging by the numbers of useless spackers we have had on the pitch in the last 5 or 6 years.