Hatch

Storm were quite productive for me on the gambling front over the last few years, So, I for one, wish them well!

Some of those pikey chavs might think getting banged up is some sort of badge of honour.

Who knows, nobody can predict what will happen to Forecast?

Andy for England!

I feel I am slightly to blame. For the last 4 years my New Years Resolution has been to murder someone. So far I have failed in my quest. Not that there isn't enough candidates, far from it, there are plenty, I just haven't devised a perfect murder plan yet.

They wont win, the players have had to go on a bus. As we all know, going on buses means you lose the ability to play football. Well, thats what everyone has been saying all week anyway.

please hurry up and die.

reminds me that I forgot to record Jamie Oliver in Andalucia last night.

everything was better when I were a lad. It's cos all the kids are indoors on their computer games these days. They should get out more.

How else will he get laid unless it is prossies?

I vote Peter Storrie. Good honest man, showed he can run a tight ship. Is he a member? We can approach him f'sure. He is available.

The defender knew it was a penalty.

Is that a one or two game ban??

120 Peerages

One Paul Wotton

I fancy her, Shappi, I Mean, Well, come to think of it, both of 'em. No women are funny. They can be funny at times, but they are not funny as a rule..

Despite having a number of one of these firms pinned on the kitchen wall at home and despite myself being ****ed most of the time, I have still yet to use it in the 4 or 5 years it has been there.

210 - 2 Adams gone

Is attending matches a pre-requisite of being a mod?

133/0

Has there been any UFO reported sightings since the flight ban or are all the nasty spacemen afraid of the ash as well?

Lets have a Mod Cull Poll

I saw that Andrew Whatshisface signing autographs on SSN last night. WTF is that all about?

Another celebrity falls victim to the modern curse of mobile video phones while having a private moment.

I'm sure if anyone needs it and they ask the right people ( cough, cough ) they could be sent a copy.