Hatch

starting line up Hart, Johnson, King, Terry, Cole, SWP, Gerrard, Lampard, J Cole, Crouch, Defoe

so he is ENTITLED to his own private holiday, whilst ******* up everyone elses. I'm alright jack.

There will only be 125 replica shirts released. They will cost £125 each.

I know lots of things, unfortunately I know F-all about the new kit

board meltdown coming up..... in fact maybe the new kit should have its own forum..

unbelievable!!!

I can make grown women cry just by staring at their tits.

He was in my Fantasy Team as well

Charlton FC have introduced that, none of their youth players are allowed to wear coloured boots.

How is the training partner, bit miffed I guess.

Going completely off topic here, but... How and why do the press get people to pose for those sort of photos. And Why do the people agree to them. The bloke having a BBQ. Happens all the time. Annoys the hell out of me. Especially the 'casual walk towards the camera' shot.

A horse called Double Carpet came second in the 2pm at Wolves. At 33/1 !!!!! How cool is that,.

I saw Melinda Messenger t'other day. She has not aged well.

enjoy the free bus rides

The new shirts should be designed like those GlobalHyper Colour shirts from about 20 odd years ago that change colour when they got hot. We could then see which players are trying, and those that are just lazing around.

Cheese and Biscuits..!!!! I'm in...where do I sign up?

i think they can still call up Dawson

Do the shorts come in small sizes as well?

+ £3 fee

the whole thing will be forgotten about this time next week, the 24 hr news stations will have more important things to cover like Crouch has grown a beard or Frank Lampard had 2 slices of toast for breakfast. We are bombard with news these days, so before you can digest one story, another comes along, and then another..and so on.

James Johnson - Rio - JT - Cashley Lennon - Fat Frank - Stevie G - Cole Crouchie - Rooney I think Barrys poor recent form and injury has seen him lose his place.

Smelly blokes in vests on crowded tudes.

Match of the Day

1.40 penitent 2.10 Vainglory 2.45 Fame and Glory 3.25 Australia Day 4.05 Rumoush 4.50 Mon Cadeaux 5.25 Al Farahidi

I noticed it at 114.9 a few days ago, didn't need petrol though untill today, it was 118.9 ... w&nkers