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gate crashed a party in Windsor castle. After about 3 hours there, was eventually escorted from the premises by blokes with guns.

what is moisturiser? is that a girls thing

At least we know it wasn't a Mini. He is banned from getting in those.

Predictions? I reckon he will be gunned down by cops, while attempting to try and find his daughter to say good bye to her. He seems too stupid to be able to travel more than 20 miles away from home, and therefore is currently staying at one of his equally thick mates house. or a reporter from News of The World will find him before the cops do, and this weekend he will feature in a full double page spread telling his life story, while pictured swigging champagne in just his boxer shorts while lying on a satin sheeted double bed.

had my stag weekend in Magaluf. I think.

I was on the Piccadilly line that day when the bombs went off, I was at Green Park at the time so not that many stops away. When they announced that the tubes had been suspended and that everyone had to leave the station it was obvious they were talking complete ******x. They were blaming an electical fault on the metropolitan line for stopping the piccadilly line.

I still don't know why this woman is famous.

We nearly bought the ****dorf stadium in Switzerland

probably get the Final now that Uruguay are out

arson victims

I'm getting a divorce tomorrow

1 = OK 2 = Borderline 3+ = C***

Will there be streams available on the interweb?

Should have been invented by now. http://jasonfischer.livejournal.com/285061.html

oh yeah , sorry about that , got confused with what she asked for her birthday and what i do on the train on the way home from work

Yorks and Lancs have pies, Essex and Kent have jellied eels. Sussex , Somerset, Gloucester suck each other off.

My daughter wants one for her birthday, Can anyone tell me a reason why I shouldn't buy one. Is there a better alternative or are they crap. Any info appreciated , ta.

Colonel Sanders

I disagree that it is an elitist sport, Just have a look at the young Brit that won the doubles thing yesterday. Tom Farquharson. A South London Council Estate name if ever I heard one.

I was on the database last season, even though not having a season ticket since the year we went down. ( from the PL) and being blocked for 3 years inbetween as well.

Got to be the ball. and surprise surprise the only players with previous experience of using the ball have made it to the semi finals.