Hatch

I wont tell Jose, if you wont.

My New Years Resolution was to kill someone. So far, I am still failing at it.

I don't feel very well

Who is Rudi Skacel with now?

Do bookies still have a max payout as well, Used to be about £100,000 last time I looked.

one of these fine gentlemen,,, Whittingham Cardiff 13 Chopra Cardiff 11 Fryatt Leicester 11 Maynard Bristol City 10 Boyd Peterborough 9 Johnson Middlesbrough 9 Simpson QPR 9 Cleverley Watford 8 Adam Blackpool 7 Cardiff boys could be likely seeing as the club has run out of sheep ****ging tokens

He plays for Watford, although owned/registered/belonged by The Arsenal

That **** at leeds

Ladbrokes are correct.

SA call up Tahir into squad for 4th test

Victor Moses

Henri Lansbury

I like your christmas jumper

blimey, Dog, That's a massive penis you have.

can't complain about that.

seen in Reading apparently.............

I'm not even going to tell the missus the match is off, then I get a free whole day out on the ****. She'll never find out.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8446647.stm

lol

Nice one.

in many Northern towns that would not be an expression but an actual answer

My mother uses the second expression. I have heard the expression 'Shanks pony' but had no idea in what context it would be used

Dogs stink, dog owners stink, dog owners houses stink. Don't give a flying one about cats. In fact, i hate anything furry that sh!ts everywhere.

Wonder how the 'sculptures' career went after this

Don't own dogs