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  1. A person guilty of the offence is liable, on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a maximum of six months or to a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum or both and on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding seven years or both. :smt023:smt039:prayer::prayer::prayer:
  2. LOL, tip of the iceberg f'sure
  3. to the Tower with him.....
  4. No way... he is the last person you would suspect of doing that!
  5. Went Skiing once in Bulgaria. Hated it. Nearly killed myself on the slopes due to a mixture of alcohol , no sleep and the complete inability to ski. Then nearly got shot in the evening by mad Bulgarian mafia who didn't like us getting frisky with the cheap bulgarian whores. Even the taxi drivers had pistols on their dashboards.
  6. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8458975.stm Saw it in The SUn this morning, Good Idea I reckon, but not sure how it would work. It would have to be 100% safe for a car to suddenly veer off track and rejoin later .
  7. Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Goes the gansters gun. Run, Jonny, run, Jonny, run. Run Jonny - run Jonny- Run! Run! Run!
  8. he's got got a bullet ( He's got a bullet ) He's got a bullet in his arse Ostemobor has got a bullet he's got a bullet in his arse
  9. Didn't he get shot in the arse once. gangster.
  10. Liverpool: Cavalieri, Degen, Carragher, Agger, Insua, Lucas, Aquilani, Kuyt, Gerrard, Benayoun, Torres. Subs: Gulacsi, Aurelio, Babel, Ngog, Spearing, Skrtel, Pacheco Supposed to be one of the biggest clubs in the world. That squad is shyte.
  11. me, me House
  12. Hatch > Steve Williams
  13. apart from me,
  14. Could someone tell me which clubs are going to sell a player to Pompey knowing they have about a 1% chance of actually getting paid for them
  15. I would score how ever many Zamora has scored plus one. I would fit into the Arsenal style of play more than the others. A real fox in the box. ie. Fabregas and Co could pass the hell out of the opposition then I could tap it in from one yard. NB. I could only play approximately the first 5 minutes of each game due to a lack of fitness.
  16. Whatever he told you, it wasn't true. Anyway, I was drunk, so were they, it was dark, could have happened to anyone.
  17. That was Martin Cranies fault. the skate ****
  18. they are live on ITV 4 tonight BTW,
  19. How much of a pint of lager that costs , say , £3 is tax?
  20. I would love it when it all comes crashing down, love it.
  21. Can't really help, but good luck to you.
  22. some people have more money than sense http://www.escapade.co.uk/Hollywood-and-TV-costumes-sale/Darth-Vader-costume-909877.asp
  23. I like that idea. Long lines of naked ladies could be incorporated somehow f'sure.
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