Hatch

ha ha , love it As soon as I get home tonight , I am converting my downstairs bathroom into a garage.

About an arms length then. :tfrag:

My invite to this meeting must have got lost in the post

That was crap. Waste of time going, could have stayed in and nailed my eyelids to a cactus or something.

The exact time that I will be in a car driving down to Devon.. Triffic.

They wont be the first. I bet there will be dozens of clubs going into administration in the next 12-18 months.

Pardew is a Palace boy

I watched Everton v Birmingham in the pub on Saturday. It said Setanta in the corner. Maybe the Irish Setanta. That was a 3 oclock Saturday afternoon game.

Bugger

Hull

Disco

Fitz

Pint

A round window

merkin trimmers

Disco

Phone rings, PL manager 'Hello' Avram ' I want to buy so and so' PL manager ' How much you offering' Avram ' erm, nothing, ' PL Manager ' Sod off, but I will ask him anyway... .............he says how much per week?' Avram ' erm , nothing' PL Manager 'What can you offer' Avram ' I can get you a 3 for 2 deal on Thai massages' PL Manager ' Triffic, It's a deal, see you later f'sure'

Golf, snooker, pool, basket, net,

Freshers

power

LOL, very clever.

winner!

some of you are close, in the right ball park , so to speak.

Are there any US Navy ships in Portsmouth harbour? They would get quite an accurate strike on Fratton from such a close range I'd imagine.

no no no no no no no no no etc so far