Hatch

Just buy the missus some slippers.

I will send him one for £1,000, A full servicing of his missus.

sweepstake time on who gets numero 10,000

The system might crash when it gets to 10,000 With a millennium type bug ( or whatever the term would be for 10,000)

A bit ambitious with the time left I reckon.

Save the last Danns for me

I don't get it.

They 'hate' each other, but large amounts of money seems to make them 'forget' about the hate thing. They deal with other all the time when it suits them.

Is there a category for been going very regulary for 30 odd years but now don't go very much due to it being expensive and a bit sh!t. ?

Right, I'm looking to buy a Sat Nav for the missus, 1. About £70 - £100 2. Needs to be completely idiot proof 3. Are they just 'Plug in and play'? Any thing to avoid, or at this sort of price is just OK to walk into Halfords and say 'I'll have that one'

Excellent, this is about 5 mins walk from where I work. I will wander round there I think and take a photo of both of them. Might even start a bit of, ummm, lets call it banter.

There are others in front of him in the queue. Lampard for one.

and banned again, for biting the ball in the one dayer v The Aussies today. What a tool. he must have a screw loose.

anyone know who that is in the Saints top?

A good a place as any for a bit of team bonding.

My mum won't let me go

Shows you can have all the money in the world, but it still can't buy you class.

he is a tunc

yeah , it was him and that little 5 foot 4 inch little shyte of a player whose names escapes me right now. The Heathrow thing was the players all out on the p!ss on 9/11 taking the p!ss out of Americans staying in the hotels Edit : Jody Morris i Think

England Captain. effign disgrace. Should be sacked from team IMO.

Poor Old Bridgey

It's snowing!

they are not bikinis.

Can't be that

Chicken Phil Collins???