Hatch

Phone rings, PL manager 'Hello' Avram ' I want to buy so and so' PL manager ' How much you offering' Avram ' erm, nothing, ' PL Manager ' Sod off, but I will ask him anyway... .............he says how much per week?' Avram ' erm , nothing' PL Manager 'What can you offer' Avram ' I can get you a 3 for 2 deal on Thai massages' PL Manager ' Triffic, It's a deal, see you later f'sure'

Golf, snooker, pool, basket, net,

Freshers

power

LOL, very clever.

winner!

some of you are close, in the right ball park , so to speak.

Are there any US Navy ships in Portsmouth harbour? They would get quite an accurate strike on Fratton from such a close range I'd imagine.

no no no no no no no no no etc so far

something LEG.

Gravy

I'm going to The New Inn.

I may be getting my wires crosses here, but from memory, didn't Gaddafis son have trials with Roma or some other Italian team, might have played a few games.

Jean?

What he said

|This one and this one.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/entertainment_enl_1170868478/html/1.stm

I help 'manage' my boss collection. He has 3 original Banksy's.

LOL, very good

This is correct, Unless anyone thinks singing Old East London tunes is apt for SOuth Coast football it should stop.

Of course another benefit of an away tie at Fratton, is that Pompey will then have to face another huge bill for policing.

I reckon if we get an away draw at Fratton we have got a good case to ask for 10,000 tickets. They don't need them.

Are FA Cup gate receipts split 50/50 between the clubs?

Will Pompey get a fine for that as well!!!!

further drama... I have now lost my old mobile phone..

Did they pay in full upfront for Crouchie and Defoe then?