Hatch

That's mental. Ibrahimovic is becoming one of those players I despise, for no apparent reason, (apart from being absolute shyte)

There are plenty of places you can go to get investors in a decent business, This show is people giving away potentially huge fortunes just to get on telly.

I have a BMW, make your own conclusions.

Why would multimillionaires fight for a poxy £100k pa job

I'd like to see the squad numbers allocated alphabetically, like the Argies did in the 78 World Cup.

Notts County will beat us to all the good'uns

Mark Todd and Charisma

I'm in. I've sponsored the shoe lace on the left boot.

nice buffers

12 year old makes his debut in Bolivian Premier League http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/5878960/Mauricio-Baldivieso-12-youngest-ever-player-in-professional-football-for-Aurora-in-Bolivia.html It just so happens that his father is the coach. Purely coincidence I'm sure.

nice buffers

Kakapuka in the 2.20pm at Bath

for sake of an argument, I would say it is harder to become number 1 in the world in a sport played by billions, than number one in the world in a sport played by about 30.

This does not apply to scousers.

I can't believe I have only just thought of this one. Hulk Hogan

hasn't he already said no though

I wonder when this McGhee fella will next go out for a drink in Liverpool. Not for a long long time I bet.

It goes to show that we are quite weak, We are not arguing the strengths of potential replacements but instead finding faults with everyone. There is no one outstanding replacement.

Pass Out

the BNP?

Shah in IMO

KP out of final!!! :-)

It's mainly due to tax and the supermarket selling beer at a fraction of the cost. Also, the new generation of drinkers are WKD drinking poofs who get ****ed on about 3 bottles so never actaully spend any money.

The one called matterhorn or matterface or something is a skate