Hatch

is he only on about 16 then.

I was offered a role in a porn movie once, I was well up for it, being a drunken red blooded teenager, but when I realized it involved bumming my mate , I pulled out. So to speak.

Shall I tweet? IS it just saying what you are doing. Could I put staring at girls through the window and just leave it like that

last week he was on TV - 'read my story, only in this weekends News of the World' this week 'read my story, only in Heat' Thing is, the dum gnikcuf women who buy this shyte don't realise what they are doing so should all be locked up. I would make buying these magazines a criminal offense.

As long as BBC is free then no other site will last if they charge a fee.

exactly, I told him it was a stupid idea in the pub over a pint. A meeting with me in the pub would have cost him £3.30, but instead he got carried away and paid thousands to Clifford, who essentially did fook all.

On the other side of the coin, a mate of mine, quit his succesful job to set up a website driven business, providing a facility to store all your documents, photos etc online for a small annual fee. He used big London marketing agents, including Max Clifford , to get him into the magazines and stuff and try and selll his site. Anyway, it all went tits up, not helped by people like BT offering similar facilites for free and he ended up losing 250k-300k.

Renato. From Rene and Renato, No news yet on Renes health.

LOL

Not that fantastic to be fair. bit basic,

Surely the thread title should be ticket inspector.

all throw car keys into the middle, then randomly select a set, then.....away you go.

UP - Norwich , Charlton, Millwall DOWN - Saints, Brighton, Dag & Red, Stockport

How long before they get fed up with being hassled around town... 'I bloody sponsor you, so get your arse in gear/buy me a drink/tell XYZ player he's a tit etc etc'

This.

fair enough

true story

I don't belieeeeve it

no way

to follow up my cracking tip yesterday.... Bavarica in the 2.10pm at Pontefract

aaaah , I love a good romance...

All the Millwall fans are in Benidorm/Magaluf/Falaraki/etc etc. Don't worry.

seems to have all gone tits up at Catterick as well. There seems to be about 6 Chavs trying to fix the whole course with a spadeful of dirt.

Chepstow abandoned, so I'll switch to Zafar in the 4 at Newton Abbot

Is the Fudge Parade anything like the Mars London Marathon.