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OJ Simpson

I'd score 25 goals playing in that Barca side

DJ should be banged up for attacking Gerrards fist with his face.

Guess how many Bell scored today?

About half way through the year, who are the main contenders so far. Button? Still needs to win world title Flintoff ? - not on just one good days cricket Murray ? would have to win US open and now I'm struggling to think of any others.

Dan Harding

Cavendish wins his 5th stage

Hope the Jury enjoy their new seats at Anfield

+ 1. Whats the gripe with the holidays then?

http://www.dialaphone.co.uk/google3/basket.aspx?addoc=24DOL15P41&qty=1&ins=1 Looking to get a cheap phone, cheap line rental for my daughter. Something like in the link seems ideal, Average of £10/month for 2 yrs, unlimited texts and all that ********. Is there any reason why I shouldn't get this, Are there loads of catches/hidden extras etc...

Blessed Place in the 5.20pm at Thirsk

I challenge you to a duel!

Is he on being interviewed or has he got through to win a prize on one of their quizzes?

That's mental. Ibrahimovic is becoming one of those players I despise, for no apparent reason, (apart from being absolute shyte)

There are plenty of places you can go to get investors in a decent business, This show is people giving away potentially huge fortunes just to get on telly.

I have a BMW, make your own conclusions.

Why would multimillionaires fight for a poxy £100k pa job

I'd like to see the squad numbers allocated alphabetically, like the Argies did in the 78 World Cup.

Notts County will beat us to all the good'uns

Mark Todd and Charisma

I'm in. I've sponsored the shoe lace on the left boot.

nice buffers

12 year old makes his debut in Bolivian Premier League http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/5878960/Mauricio-Baldivieso-12-youngest-ever-player-in-professional-football-for-Aurora-in-Bolivia.html It just so happens that his father is the coach. Purely coincidence I'm sure.

nice buffers