Crouchie's Lawyer

Jawillwills mum's spit. I employ her to follow me around and whenever I get my jig on with a wimminz, she comes along and spittles on it.

Looks like a Furby. I want one!

Right, so if I dont know someone, I am no longer allowed to use the word 'who' as it now means that I am lying flidbrain You can think I am whoever you want me to be. I have always been Im_no_sinner, since I first registered, but just started posting more since I moved jobs in June. Ponty hardly verified it, just said 'well done'. Im not sure what priviliges mods have if any when it comes to verifying identities, however, if he has access, Im sure Ponteh has access to verify my IP is different to any other users every registered on TSF/SWF

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/Breaking-news-Pompey39s-new-stadium.4707545.jp Corp Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas

Should be posted all over the Pompey Finances are boring thread for Ho to see

Now I havent been clubbing for a couple of weeks but it seems a lot has changed in this short period of time! Do they load your pockets with weed when you go clubbing now?! I dont think I can ever go to Dubai, if this is how strict they are. Dont fancy 4 years in prison, however, I would imagine it is more of a day camp than prison if they are imprisoning innocent (ish) people! They will realise once they run out of prison space that it cannot continue!

Dunno, I dont have the list. I just read above Winchester uni and know you work there

Lifting up your mewbs and seeing whats beneath is hardly classed as 'finding a body' though Scotty

+1 Shane, do you know this person at Winch Uni?

Completely agree

Grit

Why are women so bloody complicated and different? Im pretty sure you would struggle to get a list of 3 things to not say to a bloke and even then those three would be met with 'meh' by most of us!

or you have rusty balls...... Robsk!

seeded for her pleasure

To bang the fook out of a ladyboy!

Shotgun the CD you were meant to send that bloke!

Jam

Who?

Ditto, you guessed 'I' didnt you...

Thank you Pancake for your vote of confidence in my intelligence. However you are right! I was never taught this at school, and am not much of a computer whizz and as such, dont understand it! Even the definition on sticky wiki is quite hard to follow!

Im now stuck on number 11! I have hovered my cursor over the picture of the red herring, where it says 10+101+1010 but the answer is not 1121?! Also, not sure if it is a typo, but it says 'this is a not red herring: 10+101+1010' ???

I hated this kind of maths at school (even though I did reasonably well) anyone care to PM me the answer as I am still struggling!

Have you Pm'd any? Why do you need permission to pay on behalf of someone else? :confused:

The one with the maths equation if: one +one ----- two Four One + IR ----- Five then solve 123456 + 529952 = ? The answer is 653410 but that is not the answer. I have found N=3, U=9, R=0 and E=1 but canny get any further than that!

There was an interview from a lady who knew Baby P's stepdad for 14 years on Radio 1 yesterday. Said that he had a sick fascination with hurting animals and once in her presence, knocked a frog out with smelling salts, broke its legs then let it come too. She said he was laughing so much about it. Whether it is true or not I do not know, but that is one sick thing to do. I ask the question about the 'friend' who didnt sound too intelligent either, and think why did you not stop him? They say being able to be cruel to animals is one step away from being able to do it to humans, and the fact he took a sick pleasure in doing this makes me wonder, if she was that concerned, why she didnt report this to the police. If she was that close a friend, she would have easily been able to put two and two together when baby P was suffering injuries