Crouchie's Lawyer

Stop playing with yourself then :smt102

Wear contacts instead. HTH

Anything to excess. So yes it does count. I can eat a lot. By all accounts with the amount of exercise I havent done for the last 10 years, I should be the size of Rick Waller! Cheeky get, I drive a van as it saves on company car tax! (Although I dont if the tax man is reading this!)

Soggy biscuit

+1 Realistically, I dont think I would choose to have 4 peices of toast normally though, but I could eat it! Oh, not forgetting a few hash browns

Good effort! I have done the cheeseburger challenge before in Maccy D's in Magaluf. Managed 8, felt very ill after that too. I could have choked another down if I had to, but the person I was playing against said they would stop. When I said 'Ill just have another one then to beat you' he said he would equal me, no matter what I ate, so I decided to not put us through both the pain if it were only gonna be a draw anyway! Also done the centurion too. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. I was sick at about 57, however carried on after that (I had to do 3 shots in one as I took 3 minutes being ill!) Was very good though!

Seems like a normal brekky to me! :smt102 Although that is probably why I have a bit of a paunch

I know, however, it wasnt under guiness record conditions, and I imagine they would have penalised me for the amount of debris left in my mouth compared to the 50 seconds world record!

Thats what I said. Its a lot lot lot harder than you think

Ah, cabbage is back

DSM read the thread, I was pulling his leg. I know the spelling

Did you eat it all? Was it by any chance in the great U S of A?

Did this at my old place of work. I did it in about 56 second IIRC

What did you win? Were you sick?

I was being more suttle MB

Whats the most you have ever done to excess? For me, I was dared to eat a whole 20 profiteroles as seen in the link below... http://www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B0017GV9NI/sr=1-1/qid=1224588068/ref=sr_1_1/278-9621520-0192821?ie=UTF8&node=42966030&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=profiterole&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=&page= Good quality M&S ones. The person bet me £20 I couldnt eat them in an hour. Needless to say, I didnt feel great after I had ate them, but the £20 put a smile back on my face!

Cant see the wood through the tree's springs to mind

Done, hope it works out mate. Have you asked Mods if this can be a sticky in the lounge? More awareness if seen more?

Well hang on, she is on the large side, but I wouldnt go as far as saying she is two birds!

Suttle should've been subtle

Why?

Kerry Katona more your type then eh?

Sorry, I'm getting my own back on you pedant style (you are about 8 or 9 up anyway!)

Apologies if I got it wrong, however your 'loser radar' as you call it, is miles wrong with your thoughts on seperated fathers 'crawling under a stone and leaving their kids to learn' Say that to St Lard and see how far you get.

I saw on one of the other threads over the last week (had a quick look but couldnt find it) saying allegedly money from the sale of illegal firearms has been paid into two bank accounts one of which is Junior's bank account!