Golac's Cunning Stunts

But I bet you do though Don't you?

Best way to not wind anyone up is to not create an account on here and start posting patronising crap within hours of you lot signing a player who did well for us last season. So **** off to your other boards that you have such good amicable debate on

That's two words though

Did you really join just to say that? A lot of saints fans have spurs as their least favourite prem team or certainly in top 2 or 3. Go back to your own board and stop being so patronising

A song for the North London Yobbos: You like Toby and we like Martina We like a loser and you like a winner Tony, Martina, loser, winner Let's call the whole thing off

There is a good reason for this...

Then Hughie in relation to your very kind response one is compelled to offer that a quick glance at the Forum readily informs that anyone with such a "disposition" as you relate is going have their work well and truly cut out, however, we should never of course knock gainful employment of any description. While about this I have to say my flabber was somewhat ghasted sir in your failure to acknowledge that the extraction of comedic elements of a communication [among perhaps other expediences], perceived or otherwise, can often be to the detriment, indeed can override rigid complicity with any perceived linguistic and or grammatical restraints. Such flouting or disregard is what is often termed "poetical licence" though there are those among us with a more barbaric interpretation of things who vent their spleen concerning such rules in terms such as "who ****ing cares"?. Hence so little attention is paid to the deeper grammatical rules and interpretations in regard to of the use of our language; language being organic as it is and therefore in a state of constant flux. In regard to the latter such careless and indiscriminate flouting of grammatical rules must have passed you by? I mention this in case "with the usual summer grammatical pedantry season well and truly open " as you claim you are of the mind to undertake the Herculean task of correcting the grammar of the Forum yourself - something you seem more than well equipped to do. Incidentally as something of an aside it could be readily debated you are wrong in your statement "you can only conjugate a verb" besides biology to which you seem to make a comedic allusion, one can, if I recall correctly conjugate in mathematics, chemistry, bibliography and botany. Should you elect to undertake the correcting of grammar and its correct use and interpretation on the forum, do know that you have my full support and that hating desecration and ill-use of our mother tongue as I do, I fully encourage you to do so! Knob

Forgot he took that advert out. What a self absorbed egotistical bellend.

Let's hope clyne can play an integral part in improving scousehamptons away record at stoke next season

This ^ Post of the year so far.

I enjoyed the league 1 seasons very much so not too bothered about champs league

I had actually forgotten about cork already. The fickleness of football fans eh

I hope nobody sings for Lambert. He chose to leave too. Yes he did it with more class, but he no longer is a Saint. By all means give him a polite clap, but lets concentrate on singing for the boys who do actually wan to play for us. Lambert is history.

Me too, and their command of the English language is very impressive.

This was like watching a top German or Spanish side go to Old Trafford in the CL and calmly take the points. No fuss. My favourite quote from arsenal forum

Would love to see you say any of this to his face fART. You Internet warrior.

Philip Harmeling ‏@PhilipHarmeling 7m7 minutes ago Official: Eljero Elia leave on loan from Werder Bremen to Southampton until summer 2015.

This is loltastic. We need a caption competition!

lol that will be why the first line of the Talk Sport article states "This feature appears in the current edition of Sport magazine" then

Is there something you want to 'fess up to here fART?

I'm f-cking laughing. Laughing at the 4 L's: Bin Dippers, Lallana, Lovren, Lambert. L is for Losers you chumpheads :-) And most of all I'm laughing at that dickhead Rogers. Most excellent!

This made me lol: It's mental, it really is. I'd say their owners have jingle bells as their ringtone for LFC HQ! Embarrassing...

Great to see KK looking so well. Always liked him - heart on his sleeve kind of guy and one of the best ever players to pull on a Saints shirt.

This mad me lol:

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