Golac's Cunning Stunts

Would love to see you say any of this to his face fART. You Internet warrior.

Philip Harmeling ‏@PhilipHarmeling 7m7 minutes ago Official: Eljero Elia leave on loan from Werder Bremen to Southampton until summer 2015.

This is loltastic. We need a caption competition!

lol that will be why the first line of the Talk Sport article states "This feature appears in the current edition of Sport magazine" then

Is there something you want to 'fess up to here fART?

I'm f-cking laughing. Laughing at the 4 L's: Bin Dippers, Lallana, Lovren, Lambert. L is for Losers you chumpheads :-) And most of all I'm laughing at that dickhead Rogers. Most excellent!

This made me lol: It's mental, it really is. I'd say their owners have jingle bells as their ringtone for LFC HQ! Embarrassing...

Great to see KK looking so well. Always liked him - heart on his sleeve kind of guy and one of the best ever players to pull on a Saints shirt.

This mad me lol:

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/DFE98E69E91140348230958247936_34af59c55a0.0.1.2530 257517578471789.mp4?versionId=r_Ja3KxoY7w4WlxNoBB3 XLxy.Qgd33yb

Some thoughts on Lovren from Man U Red Cafe: Lovren is absolutely awful. Somehow I thought that he was a good defender, but he has been so **** this season Lovren having a mare. He was carried by Fonte last season. Lots of Southampton fans agree that Fonte is the much better defender but Lovren liked to put out those last minute tackles for the Youtube montages so people thought he was the superior defender. Lovren is ridiculously stupid player, I can't believe how someone can look so stupid on the pitch. I am probably annoying with criticiseing him every week, but I can't stop laughing whenever I watch him. Loveren is looking like an absolutely dreadful buy so far. Remember when Liverpool fans absolutely denied that they there's a possibility that they won't finish in top 4.

You are one crazy mofo fART

This made me laugh as a football supporter.We have all been there. From Stoke forum first half: Jesus- sky sports live feed goes: Stoke foul Southampton corner Stoke foul Goal Southampton Southampton corner Stoke foul Southampton corner Goal Aren't we meant to be in the same division?

fART Please explain what your understanding of a "deflector" is

Agree, just don't expect the majority of football fans to be very interested.

No, but you do understand what he means. He is interested in Arsenal men beating Everton men to win cup. He is not at all interested in the women's equivalent. Women's football is poor and I can fully understand people not having the slightest interest in following it.

Are you even going to the game Jeff?

Errrr why exactly shouldn't I boo him? Will support Ron and boo Poch. That's what I pay my money for. Who are you to tell me otherwise?

I was thinking the same thing.Long way to go before he comes anywhere near stealing fART's crown though

To the tune of Singing in the Rain: It's Sadio Mane It's Sadio Mane When he plays for Southampton He's hap hap happy again

Why does he look stupid? He bothered to turn out to the game (more than you did) and has given an honest opinion on what he saw. Don't see a problem with that.

Oh dear. Been on the pop tonight pal?

Knob ... just saying

You do make me laugh fART

I thought that was the model we were adopting? Not a bad model just don't sell Everyone at once!