Golac's Cunning Stunts

it's 11 points and those 2 points could make all the difference as things stand

There's only 5 points worse we can get. Even a new manager bounce might get us more than 5 points! I see on Sky bet Kasper Hjulmand has come in as favourite from nowhere...

Exactly echoes my memories of Watford away last season. Especially the staring into space bit. Oh and conceding a late goal after endless sideways and backwards passing.

Just because somebody doesn't post much doesn't mean they don't know what's going on. More posts doesn't make someone more trustworthy, just look at some of the people on here who post all the time if you want proof

I know people have been saying Martin is like the turd that won't flush but Sports Direct haven't even tried flushing yet. Just don't get it.

Very good Turkish. Funnily enough he was in a drama called All Saints too.

Agreed, he's a mid table championship player at best

When someone says “It is what it is” they mean it can’t be changed and must be accepted. Him saying this means he has no clue how to change things. Something we all knew months ago

Agreed. I’m self employed and would be out on my arse if I underperform. As for Lallana couldn’t do any worse, I agree. Would also add that me and you couldn’t do any worse either!

Absolute BS. What on earth do you base that on other than your own nonsense opinion not backed up by reality?

It won't keep us up - that chance is gone. We are now just hoping we can get past the worst ever record in the PL. Please get rid of this bearded fraud who is now blaming our away fans for losing at villa. Arrogant useless twat

It's plainly obvious that is not going to happen. He doesn't learn as we all know. He is the genius who sees no need to change his approach

Unfortunately we all know he will stick with Russball. Before the FA Cup game last year I remember him gloating about how we "won't change" and we will "be brave" Of course, that ended well with a 3-0 defeat against the Liverpool Youth team

Great analysis. All good then, crack on Russ!

Are you sure it's not because the manager has us playing passive, shite, boring, predictable football and the team has 4 points from a possible 33?

you can argue whether we ship goals passing around the penalty box as being fantasy or not. It is kind of irrelevant. The facts are that we have shipped 19 goals so far in 10 games. So projecting that forwards, that would be roughly 72 goals conceded by the end of the season - slightly more than all the Martin teams have conceded over a season (I believe the average quoted is 60 odd for each of his seasons in management). He does not know how to coach a defence which is just weird as he was supposedly a defender.

what's your definition of a "proper" saints fan exactly? Nobody is shitting their pants, just pointing out the football is turgid, the tactics are boring and easily worked out by the opposition and the team has made one of the worst starts to the PL ever

He must mean how close we are to achieving the record lowest point score in the PL

12 from 140 maybe

Yes it's called The Dunning-Kruger Effect

Agreed. Couple that with this weird obsession of recruiting "genius" managers who have a philosophy that everyone has to buy into regardless of whether that philosophy actually works and you get the shit show that is currently playing out in front of our eyes

Is this the worst start by a premier league team ever? The only worse start could be 0 points from 8 games?

It makes perfect sense

1 point from 24 will cost him his job no need to blame Taylor

Seriously he needs to be sacked now. Tonight