Golac's Cunning Stunts

Not all Saints related I realise, but here goes: Roy Keane - tosser especially after his actions on relegation day Adrian Heath - dwarf Bagpuss Bagpuss's son for those crap Wii adverts John Bailey Paul Dickoff Ronaldo Rooney Pretty much everyone else who has played for Manure Tommy Docherty Fergie Everyone who ever played for Spuds (pretty much) Fowler Bywater Steve Howard Billy Davies ****ing Batty Boy Taylor Lua Lua Dickhead with the Mullet who played for Pimply in the 70s Ray Wilkins "I'm not biased" Claridge His Scouse mate from "You're on Sky Sports" who used to do the backflips Charlie Nicholas Rodney Marsh All the French World cup winning team (yes including Zidane) Maradona Aragones David Villa Gerrard Lampard All the German team who beat england on pens world cup 90 Lehman Walcott Bale Steve Archibald Puyol Beattie after he left us Wise Pirez Chimbonda (double mention as he counts with Spuds too) Tony Adams Phillips Wenger Davis for chinning ****erill Fuller Kenwynne Jones Kanu Sol Campbell Pennant Downing Steve McClaren That just skims the surface really. Didn't want to bore you all too much...

Lowe's reply: "You acted as the king maker to Michael Wilde. You acted as the king maker. You listened to it all and Mr Trant made a promise to me to put money in and didn’t do it. You are as much to blame. The club you inherited and became a director of and are now abdicating all responsibility – you were on the board, you were chairman."

From the transcript of the last AGM... Crouch to Lowe: "The plan we are working on now is my plan but there is a difference. I would have had experienced players, loan players and free transfers, but you bought young ones and they’re not strong enough. You’re a disgrace. You have appointed a manager who is out of his depth and who hasn’t a clue. You’ve ****ed it up. Where is Nigel Pearson? Top of the league. He had the fans, the players, the board, the staff – they loved Nigel Pearson and they hate you. You came back because of your big bloody ego but you’re not wanted here. This club will go into relegation and administration and you know it…"