niceandfriendly

Disappointing result and our away form is concerning considering who we next play away from home. However, we're top of the league, things haven't been so good at St Mary's for years, and I'm consistently getting the best pussy of my life at the moment, so life's good.

Probably because he'd written it down, purely for the listeners at hoooome Adam!

Seriously? Over the bar.

Nice. It's times like these I wish I didn't live so far away.

"Fratton Park is arguably one of the fiercest grounds to visit in The Football League renowned for its ferocious atmosphere generated by some of the most devout fans." Quite staggering how this myth still gets bandied around willy-nilly. I will not, have her tunnel, bandied around willy-nilly.

Chill out. Come on, "A hummus-selling Peruvian sheep". That's a ****ing funny way to be pedantic.

Baby monkey, baby monkey. Riding on a pig baby monkey.

Yep. If only we had a chairman who cared about the fans. What we really want is a super-duper Official Site.

Great a success. Only ever seen him play on TV but from all accounts he seems a good buy.

Agreed. He's made a right fool of himself.

Reading Turkish's posts on this forum provides a wonderful example of why internet access shouldn't be allowed in schools.

Yeah but the real question is do you shave the balls or not????

You're cool man.

I notice Brighton still can't keep up

Probably 99 percent true.

Man goes to the doctors to get some test results. Doc says "Right, well I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you've got cancer." "What's the good news?" the man replies. "Well, did you see the hot blonde on Reception?" "Yes." "I'm f*cking her".

Why does this deserve a thread by itself? I saw a Mcdonalds lorry on the motorway today but didn't feel the need to take a picture of it (well I didn't, I'm in Asia, but you get my point). Seriously, what's this about?

"Everyone" is nonsense. I've always said the same about Claridge and so have many others on here. He's still a dirty Skate bastard though.

We're going to lose at home at some point mate. Aren't we??

What he said. Then, what I said.

Now Pearson has returned to Leicester I'd say they're just a big a threat (maybe slightly less actually) as West Ham are. Actually our biggest threat is complacency, and I'd say there's almost no chance Adkins will allow that in any one of the players, so our biggest threat may already be out of the window!

Don't let people on that forum get to you. I used to read it when we were in League One but it really is full of completely clueless morons, so don't bother now.

The stat I like the most is the fact that we're ****ing awesome. Does that count as a stat?

Ah this the the first ever photo I saw of the statue, brings back more memories. Any more beauties that you may have photoshopped on your hard drive from the original thread mate?

Why wasn't Rickie given a penalty for being raped at the back post by Greer/Dunk?