The Kraken

Dunno; wasn't it a third kit? In any case, I reckon we wore it more than once and didn't stick rigidly to an "under no circumstances will we change shorts/socks" policy, therefore making the all white away kit redundant.

Its the perfect storm of kit design!

White against yellow? Far from ideal, I'd suggest. The red is obviously a much better contrast. But I expect someone within the club is desperate for it to be aired so it seems like less of an almighty f*cking catastrophe of a decision to have such a change strip.

And that picture makes me laugh, there's 3 or 4 prominent Steve de Ridders.

The one and only unveiling of the white kit this season. SFC marketing

The sad fact is, other fans do too. Ive already seen a couple of posts writing off this game and saying we should focus on the teams around us. Liverpool are in the bottom half FFS and misfiring with a new manager. They're ripe for having a go at.

Boruc really isn't an option, whatever any of us think. He went from first team to our of the squad entirely; so he's clearly massively out of favour in Nigel Adkins' eyes. Its a straight choice between Gazzaniga and Davis (ergo not much of a choice at all).

I don't think that would do it.

John; I suggest you step away from the computer; quickly. Maybe go out for a walk or something, at least do something to calm yourself down. "You lot make me puke". Seriously, if you're going to get this rattled about some random throwaway comments then I'd perhaps suggest that message boards are not for you.

The three of us should meet up pre-game! I was sure, after his promises to do so, that MiltonRoader was coming to say hello to me in the Alex yesterday. If you're on the milton PM rota than lets make it a happy group!! Me and my mates, you and your mates, and Milt. What could possibly go wrong??!!

I'm pretty sure Olly Lancashire is a terrible analogy. But otherwise, yes.

F*ck that. Alpine Saint says its a no and that's enough for me; he's never wrong about Saints.

Actually TurkDog told me who his mate was. It wasn't Bruce Buck, but it was just as valid. You should be less quick to judge, doing so gets you snippets of actual proper ITK info by PM. Just saying.

That's it, Front Sweeper. Get that on board right now, Nige. But, hang on. We need to get "Seabs" back from Charlton first; he's the only man that can do it. Unless we bring big Radhi out of retirement, of course, which should never be discounted.

Hi from me too, Fratts. It seems like I'm actually as "banned" as Pamplemousse here. Despite a few months ago you in your Scumfinder General role telling all the minions that you'd ousted me and "got the one that I wanted". :lol: Poor old Fartoniser. He drives a van for a living, don't you know? True story.

Skillz. Dan Seaborne should also play as a defensive midfielder. Or defensive shield. F*ck it, I don't know this one. Derry invented it, ask that other nutcase Dig Dig, he knows how it works.

I prefer him up front. I keep hearing some wacky new football talk about a position called "the false nine". Sounds like a load of pretentious bullsh*t to me. I reckon GNig could be our revolutionary NotFalseButRealNine. Is that outlandish enough?

I haven't got a clue what you're on about, Bear dude. But then I've been drinking wine tonight, so its probably me that's not making sense. I just don't know.

To be pedantic, he actually said he needs to stop making the same mistakes.

Beaten to it Pamplemousse

Over on POL, its quite remarkable. I'm not sure if you'll believe this, but.... ....they're blaming the Football League for their goalkeeping crisis!! They. Just. Don't. Get. It.

You have to look outside this country to realise it. Far East is a huge market of course, but even Europe. I lived in the Alps for 3 winter ski seasons and the large local sports (predominantly ski) shop there had a clutch of French clubs shirts, the French national shirt, plus Barca, Man Utd and a Beckham printed LA Galaxy shirt. Its quite impressive, really! Of course, the club has to be set up to capitalise on national and worldwise sales. Ours clearly isn't; we had queues all the way round West Quay to sell 400 shirts on launch day.

That's a pretty long line last line of the poem, Bear.

I was all disappointed, me and my posse were all set to meet a mongboard legend and he went and did a no show.

Get him in. Having seen SFC's last announcement on shirt sales, imagine the hard-on they'll have for the boost D-Beck will give us. Posh can do her shopping at West Quay, she'll love that. And his nippers must be getting towards the age where our academy can have first dibs. Its win-win all the way for me. Welcome aboard Lord Dave.