Denzil

Why is this tosser allowed to post on the main board?

The Edge.

Go away you horrible little child.

Has to be Pahars vs Pompey, followed closely by Camara vs Norwich.

Anyone know how much a steward gets paid? Also, what time do they start and finish?

Lowe out.

Rubbish. You would absolutely love it. If it bothered you that much you could give it most of it to charity anyway.

Which is more than can be said for Tony Adams.

I spent my 21st birthday with Peter Crouch, chucking money at strippers after he won me aload of money earlier that day. Top bloke, even if he is a Skate.

Get your badger out. HTH.

Maybe call out a plumber? Just a thought...

Best news I've had all day, shame he wasn't injured.

Big up MummyRomseySaint!

She was living in Hereford at the time.

I'm 25 in a couple of weeks, we're speaking now, I was more worried she would cut me out of the will.

Last month I... 1. Lost my job 2. Some plank drove into my car at Asda 3. My car spectacularly failed the M.O.T 4. My mother discovered I'm on a football banning order 5. My mother practically disowned me ( see 1 and 4 ) Close, but I think you win.

Man Utd's away following is pretty notorious, our stewards were probably scared.

Why don't we ask Cabbage Face if his bum chum Owen Hargreaves will sign.

Pikey.

Pathetic.

I used to like Davina Mccall, not anymore. Dirty Skate.

I don't think we can aford anyone else.

Do you smash your head against the keyboard when you reply, or do you actually type them?

You're gutted really.

They should just open the turnstiles at half time, it really isn't difficult. West Brom were doing it before the ridiculous ban came in.