Whitey Grandad

Door hinge (I know, two words)

Er...

These srats that you adore so much are worse than guesswork. Sure, he's not the greatest goalkeeper in the world but he got us promoted.

Not thus xGC crap again. This was debunked a few weeks ago. By all means base your opinion on what you see but a pitiful computer algorithm is never to be trusted.

It's not that straightforward.

We saw her in the flesh at the King's Theatre Southsea along with John Inman.

My sister is good friends with Nobby Dalton, bass guitarist with the Kinks. They used to be neighbours and were always in each other's fridges looking for a drink. I know hom well and we've had quite a few chats.

🤔 "With hilarious results" It still tasted like a jelly baby though. Just one big mix up of flavours. Unless I've just eaten an alien 🫠. If my stomach starts John Hurting then we know that they have arrived amongst us. Quite a plot.

What's really annoying is when the emergency jelly babies that I keep in the car melt into one big lump. They end up looking like an alien foetus.

Looking around for someone to blame.

That explains why we're so poor defensively. They're all playing in the wrong position!

It never fails to amaze me that anybody actually believes this crap. It's an algorithm looking at videos FFS and yes, I do suspect a hint of sarcasm in there somewhere.

Smart work.

It is when we're playing in it.

With whom?

Have you seen him play?

Would another relegation make any difference?

If it was that good I would have remembered it. Unless I changed channel as soon as I heard it of course.

Yes indeed. Everything that British football used to be until the theoreticians got involved.

In all the time that he's been with us he hasn't improved or learnt anything. As the saying goes, it may be that the only reason for his continued presence is to be an example to others.

Indeed it was. "Sorry!" starring Ronnie Corbett. "Language, Timothy!" Was its best known and only catchphrase.

Sometimes it's done as a favour to the player.

Whatever happened to the head slap emoticon?

Too late. We're saddled with it now.

Heat? Underinflation? But in general, yes. It doesn't take much of a pothole to take a lump out of a tyre. Either way, a car at 125 mph has over three times the kinetic energy of one doing 70 mph.