Whitey Grandad

But where is she going to put it?

Just a small point but it ought to be Stephens's and not Stephens'.

Just because it was you.

That's ok for those young unattached without responsibilities. Other fan types are available.

That doesn't help much in the says of five substitutes. The opposition can employ a couple of forwards to run around like electric bunnies for 40 minutes and bring on the empty players when they're knackered.

Smallbone?

I agree. It's similar with the England matches. You can't go unless you've gone before. Surely a fairer system would be to say that you can't go if you have been before.

I used to read MAD in the 1950s. I've just done some research and originally the Alfred E Neuman graphic was used to advertise painless dentistry. I used to like the printed adverts in it and I still remember two phrases from them, "I understand that if I am not completely satisfied then I have been had" "I understand that I do not have to sign this for it to be legally binding upon me"

That would be fairer.

Used a parking company when we went on a cruise several years ago. The driver had a hi-viz jacket with a big plastic zip. When I collected my car there was a big zip-sized scar across my steering wheel where he had got out in a hurry. I only used their service because it was included in the price of the cruise.

Mine is all in Aviva. I did that some time ago because they handled commercial property through Suffolk Life. My industrial unit in Hamble was held in it but my wife wax concerned about managing a tenant when I was gone so two years ago I cleared it out and put it up for sale. Just at that point she was taken ill and died so she never got to see the benefit of it. I use MWA financial advisers in Fareham and I have no complaints with them. My fund is holding its own despite me withdrawing the maximum I can at basic tax rate. The big problem is not knowing how long I've got left.

Door hinge (I know, two words)

Er...

These srats that you adore so much are worse than guesswork. Sure, he's not the greatest goalkeeper in the world but he got us promoted.

Not thus xGC crap again. This was debunked a few weeks ago. By all means base your opinion on what you see but a pitiful computer algorithm is never to be trusted.

It's not that straightforward.

We saw her in the flesh at the King's Theatre Southsea along with John Inman.

My sister is good friends with Nobby Dalton, bass guitarist with the Kinks. They used to be neighbours and were always in each other's fridges looking for a drink. I know hom well and we've had quite a few chats.

🤔 "With hilarious results" It still tasted like a jelly baby though. Just one big mix up of flavours. Unless I've just eaten an alien 🫠. If my stomach starts John Hurting then we know that they have arrived amongst us. Quite a plot.

What's really annoying is when the emergency jelly babies that I keep in the car melt into one big lump. They end up looking like an alien foetus.

Looking around for someone to blame.

That explains why we're so poor defensively. They're all playing in the wrong position!

It never fails to amaze me that anybody actually believes this crap. It's an algorithm looking at videos FFS and yes, I do suspect a hint of sarcasm in there somewhere.

Smart work.