Whitey Grandad

But would they be as effective with the brutality removed from their game?

The more details the bigger the lie. Usually.

Indeed. If he shook your hand you’d count your fingers afterwards.

I spoke to a young lady in the ticket office today and asked whether it would be downloaded tickets or the smart cards for next season. From what I could gather the outcome depends on the government relaxation of controls but the intention is to send out cards at some stage in the season.

And instead he played McCarthy for the last refs games.

Yep. We live in uncertain times but we're trying to follow rules that haven't been drawn up yet.

Is that the type that makes you miss open goals?

It would appear so from an email I received. It says "your tickets will be available to download 72 hours before the game. That is going to cause a lot of practical problems.

Anthony Cole-Johnson, is that you?

Yes, indeed you do. At present it's 'only' a £100 securing deposit. The actual pay date depends upon government approval for the return of fans next season. Never a dull moment supporting Saints That's one of the reasons that I enjoyed playing football. Compared with other sports even when you're being stuffed 9-0 you still get to see a lot of the action.

Somehow I don't think that Lallana is the answer to all our problems.

I've just spoken to a nice young man at the ticket office but before that I had a quick look at the offerings for new season tickets and almost all of blocks 30 and 32 were locked out. It turns out that the club have reserved these blocks for those who might be ok with a move across. He said that the new luxury seats will be the same width as the existing ones but other than that, no change. Apart that is from the offer of being ripped off for food and drink in the lounge downstairs which I respectfully declined with "not a chance". I asked him who these seats were aimed at but didn't get a clear reply. You might have thought that the ticket sellers would have been well briefed on the new offering. Whatever, I have two reservations one row further up and thirty seats across so I shall see more of our first half action and less of the second half comebacks. The deposit came out of the credit that they are holding for me. I asked about those who had some credit but would now decide not to renew and he said that there should be a refund. Or they could simply leave the credit there for some strange reason.

Don't be so silly.

No it wasn't. HTH

And what would we do with the cash? We don't score enough goals as things stand now.

At this rate we shall struggle to put out a team next season.

That's why there's one painted there

My situation is that I go along with my grandson who is now 18. Previously I took my daughter and we had our first Season Tickets when she was a young teenager which makes it around the late 1990s. I kept the seats even when she was away at Reading University and she would come home regularly in order to go to matches. When she had moved away from us I kept paying for the tickets so that I could retain the seat position and so that I could take 'friends and family' My grandson has just finished his A-levels and has yet to decide on whether he will be going to university next year and where it might be so renewal is not certain at the moment. If I am being forced to move seats anyway then there is no incentive for me to renew. This seems to me like a shot in the foot. If you or anyone else has been affected by these issues then I urge you to send an email to tickets@saintsfc.co.uk

It still is.

I agree. Plus a Left back.

They'll all be asleep in their padded seats.

Hi Pete, great to hear from you again. For what it's worth, here is my gripe that I have just this minute sent to the club, For the attention of Mr.Anthony Cole-Johnson Dear Sir, I am writing to protest in the strongest terms possible about our forced ejection from Block 31 in the central Kingsland Stand. There is a group of us there who had sat together in the Upper East Stand at The Dell and we transferred as a block to the new St Mary's stadium. Watching Saints is for us a social occasion as well as a chance to watch a football match. None of us is interested in any seat padding and if it had been a problem we would have brought a cushion with us. When I first opened the letter I thought it must have been April Fool's Day. What on earth were you thinking to treat such loyal supporters in this manner? Despite some mind-numbingly awful performances in the twenty years since the stadium first opened we have continued to support Southampton FC through thin and thin partly in the knowledge that we were at least retaining our seats in the best position in the ground. If you persist in this nonsense it will mean the breakup of friendships that date back over thirty years. Financially, times have been hard this past year and the majority of those who sit around me are past retirement age and on a limited income. Yet they have managed to scrape together the money to continue to support the club through all the bad years out of loyalty and love for football. To think that we could cough up an extra 50% for our tickets shows a deep lack of understanding of the value of your 'product'. In your position as Director of Sales you must surely be aware that once a Season Ticket has been relinquished it is very rare that a new one is bought. I strongly believe that any extra income that you might think you will derive from the new seating arrangements will be offset by the loss of your loyal customer base. How do you think these loyal supporters would feel when they look across at the 'plastic fans' sitting in what they have come to regard as 'their' seat? It would not surprise me if there was a hostile atmosphere around them. I urge you to reconsider your serious miscalculation. Yours,

Trust me. So do I.

As an old git myself I count as one of the concessions. These prices mean a price rise for me despite being forced to move to what used to be a lower priced seat.

I don’t think anybody has suggested that, but he got enough of a hand on it to push it back upfield and could more easily have just pushed it wide and behind. Was it even going into the net? For the second he must have had his eyes shut. He could at least have shown willing. For the third he could have been more active and charged at Rice. Instead he might just as well have leant against a post and waved him through. It’s not as though these are isolated examples. He has made serious blunders going back over more than one season.