Whitey Grandad

Not enough goals for that price.

16. Keep away from football forums.

'Personal trainer'? Does that mean what I think it does?

Did it come in a brown wrapper?

Doing well in the cups didn't suit Pochettino's agenda. Would Tottenham have gone for him if we'd done well in the Cup but finished 10th in the League?

Players aren't at Southampton for ambition, there here for money, pure and simple.

This is the most likely. There are ways round it, such as paying a large signing-on fee.

Making the most of his last few days here?

This sums it all up for me. The PL is designed to make money for television and the fans are just makeweights.

The England set up is not there to win competitions, it's main purpose is to hype up the big names so that all the young kids will rush out and buy the merchandising and so that Sky can sell more subscriptions. It's all one big cartel involving the FA, the press and the broadcasters. The players just aren't that great, you can count one one hand the number of English players who have been sought after by the big continental clubs.

Plus his mistake against Uruguay.

Who's 'we'? There's no enthusiasm for it anywhere in the EU.

Yes indeed.

That could do it. They started calling me 'Monsieur' a few years ago. I thought it was polite deference but yeah, dosh would do it.

He stopped playing years ago.

You're lucky. I'm down on the Costa Brava and the Dutch are everywhere. If only they could learn some manners from someone. The French have been unbelievably polite though.

Same difference.

New manager = new team, it's quite common. Normally a new manager brings in a load of players that he knows and trusts and the club are left with a load of unwanted ones on their books. We're just having our clear out early.

Oh dear. They really are aiming for 8th or lower, aren't they?

High pressing game? We used to call it 'defending from the front'.

I feel sorry for Liverpool fans. They are going to be pretty unhappy having to settle for 8th next season.

Yes, the sooner the better. "If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well it were done quickly"

Yes, you're right, except that the accent goes up and to the left. Then the one that can't make up its mind is circumflex.

Aigu would be better if we're talking about acute ones. Those with I-thingies might like to know that if you leave your finger resting on the letter then the various accented options will pop up and you can slide across to the one you prefer. Those who already know can just wear a smug grin.

A similar size to Arsenal. Frequent changes of manager certainly haven't helped.