Whitey Grandad

No wonder it sank, those letters are all over the place.

Torres must be back home by now

Thanks Viking, we got back home this morning after a great trip. Great to see you, even if you were only a distant dot and thanks for waving us off with your Saints flag. My wife thought the pipe band were a very nice touch but I missed them unfortunately. Keep your chin up and next time were up there well try to get in touch first.

And a reminder to turn your phone off in the cinema...

Quite so, but every club gets some of that. Not many get a big cash injection like this.

As a defender he was some way off the complete product and often made positional mistakes. I would prefer to see another player of Clyne's quality, someone who was likely to hang around for more than half a season.

To be fair, that's the best place for it He's gone. Now the threat of him leaving has been removed and we can get on with the reconstruction of a new team

It all depends on how we spend the money. As things stand we are half a team short of a starting eleven and another half a dozen short of of a decent squad. J-Rod must be at least a couple of months short of starting and another month or two of getting back to where he was when he was injured. Why no Ramirez in the team?

Hmm, not convinced. If he were any good somebody would have paid good money for him.

Yes please. Last season we dominated possession but only played at one pace.

Hi Viking, My wife and I are on the ship at the moment. We were here on a day trip from John O'Groats 4 weeks ago and it's good to be back again. We went to Maes Howe this morning which I didn't have time for before and spent the afternoon in Kirkwall. I must say that the island looks magnificent in the sunshine and four weeks have certainly made a big difference to the countryside and flowers. We shall be back again before too long. Check your PMs within the next two hours if you can.

He's a very good player and I look forward to seeing more on him this season.

You'll need a design first. Then you can take it to a number of people for implementation.

When I was a kid in the fifties I used to find bottles and empty crates of Oranjeboom washed up on the beach near Harwich. I used to think they were really exotic but now I prefer Amstel. I expect a visit to the brewery and a few free pints later had something to do with it.

Sorry, I'll go back to sleep.

One really has to pity some of these emerging, under-developed countries. Their poor players still have to use communal baths and can't even afford a roof!

From the Independent: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2091896-manchester-united-transfer-news-luke-shaw-reportedly-agrees-to-staggering-terms?utm_source=outbrain.com&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=uk-sports

I've never tried muttsnuts, is it any good on toast?

He may have been a c**t but he's our c**t now

In my day it wasn't red, it was a different shade of grey.

With all the changes to personnel and playing system I expect this will be a season of reconstruction.

Yes, very trying.

Rooney couldn't even take a corner. End of discussion.

There's a place for pace but running full tilt into brick walls and blind alleys isn't it.

Wilfred Bony