Whitey Grandad

Good idea but last year's winners should get some sort of handicap. Maybe they should play some extra games in some other competition and have to travel a lot?

Angry is not the right word. I am quietly seething but now is not the right time to do anything about it. I have a long memory and can bear a grudge to beyond the grave... ... my time will come.

What really annoys me is when you let them through first and they ignore you and stop just the other side in dreamland wondering what to do next.

I am of an age that holds the door open for anybody following. Every once in a while I get a thank-you. If I don't I even have to say it for them.

There's a classic political statement if ever I saw one. Used for any situation.

Long way to go yet.

You need to wear a badge saying 'Baby on board'.

From the report it would appear that she is not obviously pregnant being only five months gone.

The old Bolton Stadium at Burnden Park had a supermarket built in one corner that blocked your view, if you were lucky.

Five months, it says, at that stage she would only look slightly fat at the most. I've had to sit on the floor and I'm a white-haired sad old git but I didn't complain that no pregnant women stood up and offered me their seat.

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Does that include players purchased?

Money is no object and you'll suck up anything when you're clutching at straws.

Whenever there's a spare slot in my schedule.

If a girl asks you for a double entendre then give her one.

I can second that the second that I saw it for the second time when I was seconded to look after him.

Very disappointing. Why would she need a bra if she's weightless?

Me neither. Those who like it, please fill your boots.

Hmm.. Ravishing. Cook Islands it is then.

Do you think they did it now that Cortese's gone? Nah, they wouldn't, would they?

'Document not available for viewing at this time' ?

LOL I think she lives down Portsea way, at least my grandma told me to watch out for her.

Yeah, and I bet you like skydiving and eating raw blowfish too.

Might be for the best.

Was that before last Saturday?