Whitey Grandad

Is it going to freeze then?

Martin Atkinson?

There are a lot of unrelated issues in there. Anything else that you'd like to get off your chest?

Hasn't scored many for Palace, has he?

He didn't like the seats in the dugout apparently, he was wrestling with his after he was substituted yesterday.

Potheads, the lot of them.

Once you have been booked for diving then you should automatically not get any foul given in your favour for the rest of the game, or the rest of the season if you're Ashley Young or Suarez.

Yes, very noticeable yesterday. Nobody wants to hit the ball first time.

Me too. He showed some quality touches at times. I think our best tactic in those conditions would have been the diagonal ball to Rickie out wide on the left. It may not be pure football but we needed to be more direct today.

If Barnard played he would also be cup-tied. I'm sure the club would be looking to get him a move away during this window.

Stands for 'difference'. It's a mathematics/physics thing.

Yeah, still a foul even without the dive.

I've also just found out that Eden Hazard is French for 'diving fairy'. Every time that he could see that he was going to lose the ball he just threw himself to the ground. It also cost us a yellow card or two.

Only when he's not playing.

Are you afraid they'll vote to stay?

Cheers for that. Look after yourself too.

7 out of 10. Three steps forward and one step back. Overloaded my chest after my big operation last year and damaged my ribs and cartilage four months ago and the hole in my chest still hasn't healed over. Must lose weight next year.

How much evidence do you need that our infrastructure is overloaded? Health, transport, housing, education, power, water, sewerage are all creaking at the seams.

Thanks, I'll give it a try if I can.

Somebody has to interpret the technology, all you are doing is referring the decision to another person who may equally be influenced.

Infamous rather than famous.

Big club syndrome innit.

Time has not been kind. Eerily reminiscent of my late mother-in-law

We can't be that hard to beat. Many teams seem to manage it ok.

There's nothing wrong with the people, it's just that the country is already full and bursting at the seams.