Dog

Here are 3 stadiums that I have been to on many occasions.

Do you do liver?

JAWS Not a bad film if you haven't seen it. Great special events, and when the shark comes out of the water I actually pooped a little. Overall 7.4/10

Pork

King of the Gypsies is Bartley Gorman. The Gypsie massiah is burried in Wyck Rissington Glos. My great grandad used to be the best wart healer in warwickshire, my grandad was a bare knuckle champion of the midlands and my dad used to nick lead of church roofs. My sister is called Violet, her mum was Peggy and my uncle used to deal in horses at Stow fair. I eat badgers and hedgehogs and can whistle any Tom Jones song ever made, and I once held the record for most wins with my man chicken (16 undefeated fights) My middle name is Appleby.

saddles

Living in a caravan doesn't make you a gypsie saintkipinanamohaiti. Specki for me tufter?

I'm looking forward to this one, now that my t-shirt has arrived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EucJIl0uonE

Why?

Are you taking the p!ss?

Gonorrhea

Knox

Go to the pub and make some friends. Or try this http://www.rapiststalker.com

I entered a marathon last year, I got a peanut jammed down my japs eye and chocolate round my foreskin for weeks. Never again!

I bet Leeds will be looking forward to going back there again should they not get promotion.

I think he meant pegs.

Put your lighters in the air, let me hear you say yeeeeeeeaaaaah!!!!

Can I come, can I ? Spoke to me mum this morning and she thinks it's a good idea. Charged the DS up for the journey and got some yummy cakes and pop packed. Will I need a passport, and what colours are we wearing? Can I have a window seat and what sort of figure are we looking at on the pocket money front. Can't bloody wait for this one, Wooohoooo!

lips

http://www.goalymoly.com/football-news/jermain-defoe-caught-getting-blowjob-back-car-stay-classy44405/page-2.html =D>

What sort of spastic loses a spade?

Thanks for the info Rut, but by doing it each way meant my team had to finish 1st or 2nd in the prem, 1st, 2nd or 3rd in the championship, league 1 and league 2, and I think 1st place in the scottish prem.

:smt026 I am going to cut my own throat, I have just checked my betting slip, and I picked the fenians instead of Rangers. I think I'm going to be sick. Will I get anything back Kiptanakupah if i have it each way.