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Doesn't Gillingham have official road signs warning pony and traps on road? Been there a couple of times, it really is out of Steptoe & son.

Midfield Roll

Log Roll

Fig roll

Which one is you fat boy?

When we were sat on the sofa last night, Caroline turned to me and said, "You'll have to stop being so childish now that we're married." I couldn't help but laugh at her for thinking that we're actually married. If only she knew that I was crossing my fingers behind my back when I said, "I do."

Just put my annual crop of cress in, i hope to have a decent crop this year after the pigeons devoured last years crops in just one sitting.

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Hi Georgie, thanks for wednesday night xx

I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." I said, "I think my c()ck tastes funny..."

Is that a joke?

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Do a Man City & saints double, quids in.

I'm sorry for the size of the photograph, it's how my camera does it, and I had to be quick as taking pictures of wet fish could be considered a fetish which I didn't want to be part of.

keep talking

Milton

Oxford

It's not a joke! OK, have you ever seen Mirror carp for sale to eat in a supermarket? The Polish are well known to poach carp all over the country to eat. I just though it was amazing to see it on sale.

I couldn't believe my eyes, although it's nice to see they are catering for the Polish. Whatever next, roast Swan?

Thomson