Dog

foggerty

Builders sand.

It needs to be big to be admired.

deppo

I want to be buried at sea like an angry pirate.

digging (can this thread be shut on 3000?)

Why hand yourself in, I'd play cat & mouse with them until they caught me. Let the bastards do what they get paid for.

dating

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/4956212

There's a milk float on my driveway, and we don't get our milk delivered:confused:

waffle

:smt044

Dustcaps at dawn tbf.

Has he fitted it yet, the suspense is killing me.

A hedge? :confused:

Easy mate, or you'll be number 11 on the list.

Does it come with a full set of balls, chalk & a nice rack of Rileys?

Get your boots cleaned son, you are about to make your sunday morning league debut.

FFS, it's three ****ing wires, make sure you use 10.0mm 3core Ho7-RNF cable which will be suitable for even the large modern hobs. In fact PM me your address and what length you need and I'll send you some. Just make sure the connections are tight in the connector. What Kw rating is it? You may get away with a 6.00mm cable.

I have a phobia about latex gloves, everytime I use one my hand starts to quiver.

Bates you are a lazy ****, go and get a job. If you can drive I will give you a job.

I know I spout some bo11ocks, but that is the biggest load of bullsh;t I have ever read.

I used to catch them down the brook on a bent wire and a worm head.