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I hate pigeons.

That's the one.

Getting back to this bet, I did it £2.50 each way with Ladbrokes, where will it stand? Do all the teams have to finnish 1st or 2nd?

The Game Fair was in Romsey

Get in here: http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/46/4693/Enigma_Tavern/Bletchley There is a pub dead opposite the ground called The Beacon, but I have just been told it's full of ruffheads. :smt112

That would be the best option by a mile.

I also did a patent with Chelsea, WBA, Norwich, Notts County & Celtic at the start of the season with Ladbrokes.

Is Scatterbrook Farm in Romsey then?

People like you make make me ill, how was that offensive in any way ? Get a life you wet fart.

Banned for what, you fukcing mincer!

Have you lost your job? Still, one less sea man in a room full of vvankers aint going to make much difference.

If so, try this simple technique. Crouch down and pretend to pat a small dog on the head, keep going, and with the other hand reach up high to the sky and pretend to screw in a lightbulb, keep doing both actions whilst smiling like you've just won £6,000,000 on a scratchcard. You are now a fully trained Bollywood actor.

Yes they are, and they are made to wear them from their family, mainly the fathers and grandparents. I have lived in muslim countries and know the score. Ban the Burkha!

No it's not. It is worn so only the husband gets to look at the goods and not all the other bummers.

What was that supposed to mean ? Most modern muslim countries such as turkey are rallying for a ban on the burkha, saying that it is old fashioned and only worn by women who's husband has made them wear it. I find it quite sexy, it's like a box of cheap chocolates. You don't know what your getting into until you've opened it up and tasted it, that's part of the game. P.S. I hate the coffee ones.

Last night I had the most amazing filthy sex with my girlfriend and dog. Just kidding, I don't have a girlfriend

I would rather look at a muslim wearing a burka, than look at all that facial hair and rotten teeth. Being half muslim I vote to keep it.

He's a craP DAD.

Wycombe Wanderers midfield general Tommy Doherty has walked out on WWFC after refusing to play for their manager Gary Waddock after an ongoing arguement they had whilst both playing for QPR. Best midfielder in league one, skillfull, aggresive, great ball passer. Pardew, go and sign him!!

I had to go to the doctors the other day to get a lump on one of my testicles checked out. As he was fondling my balls he suddenly stopped and said "Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to get an erection." I said "WHAT?!, I don't have have an erection." He replied "no no, I know you don't, I was talking about me!"

Yeah but yanks are so stupid, If you went up to one and asked where the nearest K-Mart was they'd shoot you, thinking you were gonna jack em off!! Go figure.....................

Eminem

Who you gonna call ?

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