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Thanks Sev, very helpful.

Being northern wouldn't be the issue, but with a name like that I wouldn't even let him boil an egg, the dirty brown tonguer.

I suggest you read, 'Welcome to Hell' by Colin Martin, it might change your mind slightly from the wonderful country that is named 'The Land of Smiles.' That is by the way, until you get caught. I do love Thailand and want to go back there everyday, but take of the peel and inside is a very corrupt, backstabbing country.

Any male that watches celebrity chef programmes other than Hugh Fernley Whittingstall is a raving mincer and wants to be a mans bit_ch.

Hello, I am looking for 35 x UPS, Liebert or similar make which would give us about 20-30 minutes of computer back up for when the power goes off ? Any ideas where I can source these and at what cost? Thanks in advance.

Sucky F*cky?

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What odds is Gilmore?

It would have to be in Dorset or somewhere local as most of you c**ts haven't left the county let alone got passports.

He lives in a 3 birth caravan and drives a mobility scooter, so he's f*c*ed both ways.

I used to wire up a 9v battery and plug it into the mains......Boom boom shake the room!

Barnard

If you put a fresh pumpkin seed into a fresh apple, the apple will explode causing major splatteration. Can you think of any other exploding objects? T

A fruit bowl is shallower than a salad bowl, so when you toss in it, it doesn't all shoot everywhere.

Make one?

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How many terrorist bombers wear hoodies, crash helmets or balaclavas? It is more to to with identifying them than to assume they are all nut job suicide bombers, people do not feel safe when you can not see their faces.

Yes. They used to pinch his chips and spend his dinner money on Wotsits and Mars bars.

Will the Milk Tray man now be banned in Tehran?

I think all muslims should wear them, men aswell. What happens if you have one on order, will you get your money back? I would like to see some English women wear the Burka.

Good shout

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I am going camping for the first time proper this weekend, I have been camping in the back garden before but this is the real deal, I am spending 2 nights away from reality and I would seriously need some advice on what essentials I will need to take with me. So far I have: 1 2-man tent 1 sleeping back 1 camping light Anything else?

Erection