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Shame they didn't win then Kiethy, you'll have to ask Nobby to take his teeth out.

Pards has hemorrhoids?

Alan Pardew serves like a girl.

My pictures from Silverstone.

Bizarre that, no CCTV next to a overflow waste pipe in a random field, in the middle of knowhere, ooop north. I thought that, the barsterds have stiched him up.

I live in a 6 bedroom house and I have 6 kids with 1 on the way, I get £90,000 benefits and a brand new people carrier every year. I don't work as I would lose my benefits, but I do a few cash in hand jobs that pays for my beer, fags and bets. I get £6000 a year holiday budget to take the family away and life is sweet in suburbia. P.S. I am a white Englishman and also milk the system.

True! But on this occasion, Glitter might make an exception. Wanna be in my gang my gang my gang wanna be in my gang? Oh yeeeaah, just don't tell me dad.

Stick a doughnut up the entrance hole and spray the nest with diesel, they will get all greasy and sugary causing them massive flight restrictions. To add to the effect burn some toast in the same room as the wasp nest, they will panic and think 'arson attack' causing mass suicide in waspville. Failing that, get a european hornet and unleash him on the nest. Please let me know which option you take?

B.O. Basher and a Zippo

Shouldn't they all be looking at Moaty and not the cameraman? And why is that copper wearing a nazi helmet & holding a water pistol?

Gazza shot Moaty 'Alreeet Moaty ya ginger coooont' 'Bang!' R.I.P.

Mirror in the bathroom?

World Cup Matches Uruguay v Germany Germany @ 4/5 World Cup Matches Holland v Spain Holland @ 11/4 F1 Britain Grand Prix British GP L Hamilton @ 13/5 £10 pays £245

http://www.sportsdirect.com/adidas-copa-mundial-fg-203092?src=google

Yes, the traffic is pretty bad on the morning, that is why we are going friday afternoon, spend two nights under the stars, and away sunday morning at 8am.

My banjo string will be getting a good tug one way or another.

SKY BREAKING NEWS: Police Officer finds Raoul Moat in his Alphabet Spaghetti

/\ Gay bar?

Wear the mask in support of Moat. Please post photo's of mask wearing, the winner will receive a two week holiday.

Getting smashed on scrumpy, and might do a jig or two. Finger the landlady etc etc...

Friday night ~ barn dance Saturday ~ co ck fighting in France Sunday ~ Silverstone F1

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e73_1278648094

Let's all wear these tomorrow, see how long it takes to get pulled. P.S. Can anyone resize it to fit my big head?

I am doing my annual camping trip next weekend at Fairford, just got my new £70 sleeping bag and 2 man pop up tent and gas BBQ. Where do I take a dump?