Baj

I like the ****s who rev their car engine at lights like they can beat you... I never bother racing, instead, I know how the conversation went with the little chavvy ****s mates later "beat a bike of the lights earlier!" "really? then the bike was trying."

I think you answered that with your first sentence.

Ah, thanks for the chip trick, banging (well chipping) loads in now

well given that when he walked past he was on the other side of the road, it was a pretty amazing piece of work....

That I seriously doubt...

And presumably travel back in time as well, to over 150 before Belgium existed... sweet

Hey, 2 spare seats in my car for Southend. £6 fuel there and back if we fill the car. Let me know if you want in.

no, its funnier like that...

Ah, you misunderstand. Creating chances is not a problem. I get stacks of chances per game but can never seem to put them in, either putting them wide or into the keeper.

Happy to mate, are we already friends on xbl? Im Bajuk, or baj.uk or baj-uk or something, i forget.

I'm seriously struggling. I've barely ever played Fifa, I've been a PES fan since ISS days, and have never played it seriously, however finally giving Fifa a crack. Well, I'm ****e, really bad. I did after a while realise I was on "world class" and thought that was a bit hard for someone who's never really played Fifa, so took it down one level and see to be doing a bit better, however my finishing is terrible. Im scoring a few goals ok, 2nd in the league playing as saints on the league one tournament, but I might get 5 or 6 one on ones in a game and be lucky to score even 1 of them. help

Agreed.

W00t!!!!

And the footer below the league table tells you its in real time.

yeah, thats what the letter says! what are they on about?

Got a tough one. I pulled my car up at a 2 hour parking spot to take a phone call. Whilst taking the call I saw the traffic warden walk past with a mate and wonder off to the shops. Phone call went on for about 20 mins, I then left the car where it was, went off to the shops and returned 1h45mins later... to a parking fine. Now, I know as sure as hell that the warden has no proof of the time I parked other that seeing me pull up. I contested this by asking the council to prove I was parked up at the time they said I was and they replied with "we took a valve reading, so we know the car didnt move" Thoughts?

I reckon Rio.

Surely its the customers that give a toss?

He's more like a keen amateur than a professional

sperm.cum?

Bullsh1t. The ads are streamed by google who don't allow porn.

Yeah, but your burn more calories holding a laptop

Sweet! Tho finding 3G streaming actually to be brilliant. Walked home from work last night with it streaming and didnt stutter once. Top stuff

One is a physical characteristic of a race, the other isn't (unless you're American... DAMN, sucked in, I'm such a racist.)

you can come with us if you like scott, you only live 1/2 mile from me.