Had a pilot once announce that "Good morning ladies and gentleman, I'm particularly excited to be with you as it's my very first flight...........................this morning"
ho ho ho, there's a reason he's a pilot and not a ****ing comedian.
Trouble with this thread is that everyone will disagree with each other on the best location. What are you looking for? Close to city? Quiet cul-de-sac?
*sob* grew up watching keith floyd. I'm from a family of caterers and chefs and (before i realised how much hard work it was when I actually DID do it) was convinced I wanted to be a chef for many years because of this man... gutted
Because, to be blunt mate, its a **** job. Doesnt matter how 'friendly' it appears to be, being called a **** or a **** every 5 minutes is no fun. I've stoppe refing IFC games (sorry granty) for that reason, I just cant be arsed with arguing my decisions with my mates.