SaintBobby

Arse

Get the f**k in

We can't score. Not if we play for 5 hours. Oh.

Starting to sound just a tiny bit better...

Dave M: "What we mustn't do....." (you know the rest)

From the Solent and Radio 5 analysis, we've been average. Not terrible.

We are losing a "must win" game, so are certain to be relegated.

BBC have us at 5 shots, 1 on target...which wld be the ricochet

Lallana for Puncheon at half time?

According to the BBC website, Wigan have had 60% possession.

Unless we come back and win, yes. This is...it was agreed...a "must win" game.

You can get 8.6/1 on that on betfair.

Arse. Anyone willing to take the draw now?

Groan 2-1 Villa

Everton equalise. Nice.

Saved. Sweet!

Sigh. QPR penalty.

Hmmm. Chances of that happening to Morgan are quite high then.

I want a Scotland defeat. I reckon Saints can finish above Scotland.

This game sounds truly awful on 5 live.

That's my shout...

Still not wholly convinced by J-Rod. Seems to have potential - but I've been a tad underwhelmed so far. (Btw, just mentioned on Radio 5 that Norwich tried to buy him in the Jan transfer window apparently...must have missed that rumour)

Am I right that he gets suspended if/when he chalks up 10 yellows? Or is there an amnesty/reboot at some point in the season?

That seems to be the conventional wisdom - does anyone know if it's actually borne out by the stats? (i.e. is it generally the case that the weaker teams perform better in the last 1/3 of the season?)

Just had a glance at the table. Wigan's home form is pretty abysmal - W 2 D 3 L 7 (-10 GD) Worse than their away form of W 3 D 2 L 7 (-. In fact, their away form is better by exactly the 2-0 winning margin they had at St Mary's....