Crab Lungs

Hello everyone. I know we’re 2 days in but this all did actually happen, right? 😳

I thought BHD was based on something that happened in 1992? sure that shirt was 95-97

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well done on the support. Lovely to beat that side, what a horrid lot. I roll back some of my criticisms of Martin, much prefer a win and bit more pragmatism than pretty, ineffective football and gaping holes. lived a life that by the motto tighter is normally better. 👍🏼

He'll be back on podcasts soon telling everyone how amazing he is.

Lol. Sums it up.

Sick of managers blaming it on the last person and the last and the one before that. You’re a manager. It’s your fiefdom. You knew the situation and remit when you took over. Fucking sort it.

That caption generator will be used by me until the day i die 😂

OK, I couldn't help myself.

Russell Martin after Saints string two sideways passes together. FullSizeRender.MOV

Spot on. like a bloke who keeps tossing a coin and telling you it’ll be heads in a minute. When he finally gets it right it’ll be a “see, I told you!”

I’d rather that risk than the suicidal passing round the box risk. Ughhhhh had my fill already.

Can we do an individual errors league table?

SCAR TISSUE.

Is Saint Rob still drinking the “going up juice?”

That’s the most horrible thing. Not one of these sides with the exception Sunderland have actually looked much cop. Fucking fraud.

Bravery and courage.

You just knew we’d be the ones to give Boro their first points. Every single one of us did. This is actually a criminal level of managerial ineptitude to have us where we are, let alone the shite performances and wanky philosophy. Alcaraz, arguably our best player last year can’t get on the pitch. Aribo can. Fuck off with your vanity project, Martin. Blah blah blah scar tissue. Blah blah blah trust the process. Fucking fraud.

That’s his speciality. He’s an expert at guiding it into the net. He knows exactly what strength he needs in his wrists to ably caress it home. A true goalkeeping artist.

I think @CB Fry won Russell Martin bingo after that press conference. yes, scar tissue was mentioned.

His interviews… wow, Mr Beige.

And… you know what one of the worst things about him? His overriding insistence on playing with this ridiculous philosophy, thus alienating and failing to utilise who could be one of the best players in the Championship … Carlos Alcaraz. AA, Aribo and Smallbone in CM please. Fantastic. Nice one, Russ.

100% The weird Twitter posse defending him and asking everyone to trust the process have literally no idea about football. what is going on, with the players at our disposal is completely unacceptable. we do not have time to wait around to see if this ridiculous vanity project might come off.

Utterly stinking. Stop the vanity project now. Atrocious, avoidable goals gifted to the opposition because of the stubbornness and delusion of one man. No cohesive patterns of play going forward. Zero shape when it comes to defending or losing possession. Courage. Be Brave. Oh just fuck off you tosser.

Fuck off with your vanity project. You too, Rasmus.