Crab Lungs

He’s house spotting now. hope they at least sorted him out a ham and cheese panini on the way down.

We wouldn’t loan a player out with one year left. Whoever told Percy that hasn’t done their facts or are pissing themselves laughing that he bought it.

Can’t we just sign everyone we’re linked with on 7 year heavily amortised contracts and deal with the fallout later?

The only place I get my transfer news is https://x.com/maxleetransfers?s=21&t=CxQsVRXTTP0xP60JSKs9Jg

Fuck was gonna bet on Doncaster. wont be long until Sean Dyche will be doing podcasts again telling the world how special he is.

Putting in a transfer request often means they are willing to forgive their ‘loyalty bonus’ Joke, really.

Kameldeen… what a cock if true.

That’s a proper accolade. 👍🏼

Fuck me he is the king of bullshit transfer rumour quotes.

Loved the interview.

I have great respect for those in the circle of trust. Belittlers are jealous IMO

I should have probably have done a few 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨’s with that previous post, just to reinforce the legitimacy of my “contact”.

Don’t shoot the messenger but I’ve heard Che to Bournemouth back on ☹️

Poor fucker is surely a shoe in for being diagnosed with Vestergaard-Hoedt syndrome. ☹️

I wouldn’t be surprised if Boro enquired. Tentatively.

Would that person, perhaps, have a undeniable Essex twang?

To say I’ve had a rough time of things would be an understatement. 😂

Bulked a bit since then. Took me 20 years though!

That’s what I had, was horrendous. Took me weeks to recover and lost so much weight.

Any ideas on where we think he’ll end up? Saudi, Cyprus, Russia?

No. It does raise the question though how long you can have someone out to pasture before bringing them back, especially if genuinely reformed. Not that I think he is in any way shape or form. He should be able to rebuild a life in some shape or form after his actions but ughhhhh, not here please. There certainly has to be some serious atonement going on before he does though.

His interview is class 😂 Can see why he gets on with Russ

Yep 100% Specialises in a role. Has already defined what type of midfielder is. Winks still hasn’t ever really defined himself any more other than a tidy looking extra body in midfield.

Winks is great at recycling possession in a winning team but when they’re not, you see him for what he is… just a sideways/backwards man. Some forward passing, some expansive stuff but certainly not a tackler or likely to get you goals from midfield. Very ‘meh’.

Would take Maupay and his scoring record in the Champ in exchange…