Crab Lungs

This stuff is fucking hilarious. So many chancers guessing and making stuff up. We should all be expecting a weird postbox thing again later.

What is it with their local rag and their obsession with making everyone say how massive Pompey are. They’re fucking obsessed with trotting it out… morons.

Essruu. Wow. Legend. 🫡

Would have been delighted with this signing in the Prem. Great stuff.

Even bigger for us!

Interesting about Roberts, always liked him as a player. He’d be a different kind of winger to what we have. Wonder how many assists he provided for Stewart?

He’s house spotting now. hope they at least sorted him out a ham and cheese panini on the way down.

We wouldn’t loan a player out with one year left. Whoever told Percy that hasn’t done their facts or are pissing themselves laughing that he bought it.

Can’t we just sign everyone we’re linked with on 7 year heavily amortised contracts and deal with the fallout later?

The only place I get my transfer news is https://x.com/maxleetransfers?s=21&t=CxQsVRXTTP0xP60JSKs9Jg

Fuck was gonna bet on Doncaster. wont be long until Sean Dyche will be doing podcasts again telling the world how special he is.

Putting in a transfer request often means they are willing to forgive their ‘loyalty bonus’ Joke, really.

Kameldeen… what a cock if true.

That’s a proper accolade. 👍🏼

Fuck me he is the king of bullshit transfer rumour quotes.

Loved the interview.

I have great respect for those in the circle of trust. Belittlers are jealous IMO

I should have probably have done a few 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨’s with that previous post, just to reinforce the legitimacy of my “contact”.

Don’t shoot the messenger but I’ve heard Che to Bournemouth back on ☹️

Poor fucker is surely a shoe in for being diagnosed with Vestergaard-Hoedt syndrome. ☹️

I wouldn’t be surprised if Boro enquired. Tentatively.

Would that person, perhaps, have a undeniable Essex twang?

To say I’ve had a rough time of things would be an understatement. 😂

Bulked a bit since then. Took me 20 years though!

That’s what I had, was horrendous. Took me weeks to recover and lost so much weight.