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Again, every word of this is painfully true.

There is no comparison between Bazunu and McCarthy IMO. McCarthy is a goalkeeper, Bazunu is an incredibly limited rush goalie. Always will be.

This is exactly it. And that save wasn’t some superhuman skill, it was him flapping about because of his mistake

Just totally shite.

That Baz offside save only happens because he’s flapping out after his original piss poor mistake. Useless.

Scienza needs protecting more from refs. Last few games since teams have cottoned on has been disgraceful. He’ll get injured by someone.

Top goalkeeping from Bazunu again. Irrespective, these mustard slurping pricks have kicked and cheated their way through this. I hope they go down. Pointless, Jeremy Goss fellating, Rob Newman noshing, Ruel Fox fingering cunts.

That’s quite wonderful, actually

We live in a world now where we regularly elevate and celebrate the wrong people.

Can you not see that people can both be mightily pleased with our form but concerned with our substandard goalkeeper at the same time?

This is spot on. It’s harped on about like no other keeper could have done it. It was a pivotal save but… other keepers make important saves too.

The ultimate ‘resting defence’ footballer.

It’s not just his stats as most of people with eyes can see he’s bad. Though the stats are helpful in a way that backs up what we’re seeing. It’s not just how we interpret what we see, it’s backed up evidentially as well.

Jakobsson was awful but Nilsson drove me up the wall. Bottled every challenge in his white boots.

If I could be bothered, I’d write chapter and verse on it. I was going to, I downloaded these the other day… Johansson Bazunu Then I realised it would be futile doing so. No matter if I disprove people, they will still be convinced he’s decent and will ‘improve’. Bottom line is, he makes our defence shaky with his lack of command of the area, doesn’t save the things he should, his positioning is often terrible and when he does get a hand to things a lot of the time it’s either pushed into harms way or into our own net. He's insufferably crap. He will make the odd save which people on here will cling to until the end of time as evidence he is a good goalkeeper. Saves which, if we’re all objective and honest, most keepers would save anyway. It’s legitimately exhausting explaining it.

There is no agenda, he’s just fucking shit. This fanbase, fucking hell.

Honestly, if people can’t believe their own eyes they just need to see the goalkeeping stats for the Champ. He’s abysmal

I think teams have noticed it tbh.

You’re not allowed to criticise him. He’s the pinnacle of goalkeeping.

I’m not sure it will. It’s almost militant 😂

You’re not allowed to say that. Only Bazunu makes saves. No other keeper is capable. He is the pinnacle, and we should be thankful for that.

I’m saying that tongue in cheek. Apparently people who criticise Bazunu are prejudiced.

So we need him to be a part of the passing around at the back otherwise it all goes wrong? Thats a new excuse to me. It’s not as if we haven’t got 10 other players on the pitch who could conceivably do that, instead of involving a goalkeeper who barely saves anything. And people are literally wetting themselves over a couple of saves. Other goalkeepers make good saves too, not just Bazunu. For all McCarthys flaws, I’ve seen him make many brilliant saves. If you took the bloke out of this league and plonked him in Junior football he’d still perform at exactly the same level.

You sound prejudiced, just like me 😂

Of course it is. No other keeper in the world saves those, just Bazunu.