Crab Lungs

Lol. Sums it up.

Sick of managers blaming it on the last person and the last and the one before that. You’re a manager. It’s your fiefdom. You knew the situation and remit when you took over. Fucking sort it.

That caption generator will be used by me until the day i die 😂

OK, I couldn't help myself.

Russell Martin after Saints string two sideways passes together. FullSizeRender.MOV

Spot on. like a bloke who keeps tossing a coin and telling you it’ll be heads in a minute. When he finally gets it right it’ll be a “see, I told you!”

I’d rather that risk than the suicidal passing round the box risk. Ughhhhh had my fill already.

Can we do an individual errors league table?

SCAR TISSUE.

Is Saint Rob still drinking the “going up juice?”

That’s the most horrible thing. Not one of these sides with the exception Sunderland have actually looked much cop. Fucking fraud.

Bravery and courage.

You just knew we’d be the ones to give Boro their first points. Every single one of us did. This is actually a criminal level of managerial ineptitude to have us where we are, let alone the shite performances and wanky philosophy. Alcaraz, arguably our best player last year can’t get on the pitch. Aribo can. Fuck off with your vanity project, Martin. Blah blah blah scar tissue. Blah blah blah trust the process. Fucking fraud.

That’s his speciality. He’s an expert at guiding it into the net. He knows exactly what strength he needs in his wrists to ably caress it home. A true goalkeeping artist.

I think @CB Fry won Russell Martin bingo after that press conference. yes, scar tissue was mentioned.

His interviews… wow, Mr Beige.

And… you know what one of the worst things about him? His overriding insistence on playing with this ridiculous philosophy, thus alienating and failing to utilise who could be one of the best players in the Championship … Carlos Alcaraz. AA, Aribo and Smallbone in CM please. Fantastic. Nice one, Russ.

100% The weird Twitter posse defending him and asking everyone to trust the process have literally no idea about football. what is going on, with the players at our disposal is completely unacceptable. we do not have time to wait around to see if this ridiculous vanity project might come off.

Utterly stinking. Stop the vanity project now. Atrocious, avoidable goals gifted to the opposition because of the stubbornness and delusion of one man. No cohesive patterns of play going forward. Zero shape when it comes to defending or losing possession. Courage. Be Brave. Oh just fuck off you tosser.

Fuck off with your vanity project. You too, Rasmus.

Love the relay music. Should play it during the game.

Fucking sick of this bullshit philosophy already and the ridiculously avoidable goals we concede from it. We’re just giving teams goals. Fucking stupid. When our opponents attack they do so quick and incisively. When we create a powder puff half-chance it takes 20 odd slow ponderous passes in front of a set defence. Trust the process, courage, bravery oh fuck off you utter wankstain. We cannot afford to ‘bed’ this team into this style. We have a limited window. Besides, this team won’t exist come June next year if we don’t go up. Fuck off with your vanity project, Russ because that’s what this is. I honestly don’t buy your bullshit sound bites anymore. VANITY PROJECT. This is all down to two vain knobbers trying to over complicate things to prove how smart they are.

If we're gonna play this insanely suicidal tactic then we need some form of cover, not powder puff tippy-tappers like Downes and Smallbone. It's got to be one of them and Charles. It worked best at Plymouth, so that should give RM the indicator that if he's going to do thrust ahead with this, then he needs the Belfast Wardrobe to sit in DM and try break up as many counters as possible.

He sounds like someone scared to put a rocket up those players as he knows he’s the one to blame, so is still doing the pally pally act.

Poor bastard, felt for him tonight. Don’t rate him but there’s nothing he could do with that shower that’s been in front of him all season.