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Yeah, completely classless. It was sweet wiping the smile off his face.

She says differently #Pintofsnakebiteandabagofchips

When I look at that I can just hear 'Hello... is it me you're looking for?'

We signed Speedie from Blackburn, though you’re right of course that he was best-known for his time at Chelsea.

You said they've been told "you will play in the PL". "Will" is an absolute. That would make it a guarantee.

So all our new signings have been guaranteed first team starts, have they? Please provide the evidence for this claim.

Absolutely this. He’s already left a higher-profile club because he wanted to play every week and be a regular first choice, which his talent deserves. Unless they offered him stupid wages* you’d hope that he’d pass on an opportunity to go back to being a back-up or hoping James gets injured. (*Which of course they might)

Bazunu KWP, ABK, Salisu, Bednarek, Perraud JWP, Romeu Aribo, Adams, S. Armstrong Keep it tight, get to HT 0-0 and then try and nick something second half. Lavia to replace Romeu when his legs start to go.

£85m for Wesley Fofana. Right.

Maybe, just maybe, it’s worth judging a performance over the full 90 minutes?

It’s all gone quiet over there Aaaaaaahhhhhh

Behave

That is an absolute blinder in anyone's books - Zlatan would have been proud of that

Provide that evidence please.

KWP is surely a good model for this too. Only an inch taller than Armstrong, but looks like he works on his physique and regularly out-muscles, holds off or turns players much bigger than he is. Lamptey at Brighton as well.

Totally. That's why it seems odd that no-one appears to have worked on that with him. Height and frame are obviously what you're born with, but given that being short doesn't have to mean being skinny too - especially if you're a professional elite sportsman surrounded by facilities and conditioning coaches all day - you'd think that they would have helped him improve his bulk and upper body strength a bit by now. He still looks the same size and shape as he was when he first arrived. Maybe it's a deliberate thing, but if so I'd be interested to understand the thinking behind it.

One thing that’s really noticeable in that video is how physically slight Adam Armstrong looks compared to the other players when they’re talking to him in those interview segments. It’s not meant as an insult, but his natural build means he looks like a child surrounded by men there. Given what an important attribute physical strength is to help create space and opportunities for a forward, he really looks like he needs to bulk up a bit.

Was making Bednarek captain for that game an indicator of anything, or not?

Except of course that that’s been directly contradicted by someone with actual knowledge of the situation, which makes your statement objectively wrong.

Two Wrights very definitely make a wrong 😱

Two wrongs don't make a right, Matthew. Now go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done. And stop telling tales.

Who is this Lingaard person, Matthew? I’ve heard of Lingard, but not Lingaard. Who is he? Can you explain who this player is please, citing sources?

Sekou Mara video:

Greta Thunberg’s let herself go