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Yeah apparently Parsons was asking around after the first leg to see if anyone knew a lawyer and Luke Ayling gave him her number Clever move from Borough

This is who represented us, according to the Athletic: https://www.blackstonechambers.com/barristers/kate-gallafent-kc/ "Considerable expertise of civil liberties and human rights." Super

"When Southampton spied on Ipswich, the operation involved dressing in Eastleigh kit as a disguise." That's Eastleigh, the large suburb of Southampton with a long and well-documented connection to Southampton FC. Well done lads, they'd never have seen through that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is actually just funny now. The absolute fucking state of them

From the mouth of our CEO - the one person we should be able to rely on to know how to act in the best interests of the club, whatever they may be at that time To their CEO - the one person who is obviously going to do everything in his power to act in the best interests of his club, especially when he personally stood to gain tens of millions from it. What the fuck did Parsons think Gibson was going to say? 'Oh OK, we'll just keep it between us then, don't worry about it'? I'm struggling to think of any example, ever, of someone saying or doing something more stupid than that, in any walk of life. And I can't. Gerald Ratner, maybe. But it's close.

That's so harsh on our crack Executive team of corporate visionaries, master media manipulators, legal eagles and disruptive out-of-the-box thinkers. I went on the official site just now to find out the latest on the Saints Store opening hours and Parking Update, and there it was, top story in the club's Latest News. So everyone can rest easy — we've got our best men on the case and they are all over it.

Fuck me, is that who they used? A fucking high street lawyer for a £200m+ issue making headline national news and with the eyes of the entire football world on it. This board just gets more and more comical by the minute. The unbeatable blend of breathtaking arrogance and staggering ineptitude.

The coughing major from Everyone Wants To Be A Millionaire. Everyone deserves a second chance. Or maybe Hannah Ingram Moore. Not sure what her preferred formation is but at least the players' spa facilities would be top drawer.

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Parsons simply cannot be left in charge after this debacle. How can he be trusted to handle anything? He's clearly a complete cretin who has actively made an already shit situation a hundred times worse. Presumably heads are going to roll and his should be first. He has to go, immediately.

I'm starting the book on who's getting sacked, in what order, and when: I'll kick off — Parsons will be first to get canned, at 5.30 on Thursday night

Now THAT'S a funny post

Oh get to fuck Tonda Of course he did. And if he didn't, he fucking should have done And whatever, it's still no defence. He's the figurehead of a multi-million pound operation, he can't just say 'I didn't know' and expect it to wash This gets more farcical and pathetic by the minute An absolute clown car from top to bottom, again

They didn't need a whistleblower — according to the Telegraph, Parsons just fessed up to Gibson on the spot in front of a room full of people before we'd even had the chance to get a legal team on board. Our CEO, ladies and gentlemen fuck me

Apparently the new panel is Steve Gibson, Mike Dean and John Westwood. Parsons and his crack legal team reported to be 'confident'.

Oh well that's that sorted then, if Parsons is confident. Fuck my life, this club 🤣

Top story on the OS: 'Saints Store Opening Hours and Parking Update'. Finger on the pulse, reading the room as ever lads, well done 👍

Anyone know a new manager who's good at working with scar tissue?

I'm pretty sure Wrexham are behind all this. Ryan's pulled a few strings to create an extra dramatic cliffhanger for the last episode of Season 5

One thing this whole saga has been very useful for is flushing out the absolute weapons who pretend to be ITK It's good to be able to definitively update the bullshitter's roll call at least once a season

Bring the shears and saddle up lads, this is a three-man job

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Joined yesterday, 4 posts, all pro-Boro. Can anyone smell the bitter stench of smog, parmo and desperation?

No chance I've had my PR team working on it all weekend